I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and
> women differ so
> much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
> thing. I
> have never figured out why men think with their head and
> women with
> their heart.
>
> FOR EXAMPLE:
>
> One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
> into bed. Well,
> the passion starts to heat up, and she
eventually says,
> 'I don't feel
> like it, I just want you to hold me.'
>
> I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
>
> So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet
> dreads to
> hear,
>
> 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs
> as a woman enough for
> me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
>
> She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't
>
you just love me for
> who I am and not what I do for
you
in the bedroom?'
>
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I
> went to sleep.
>
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to
> spend time with
> her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at
> a big, big
> unnamed department store. I walked around with her while
> she tried on
> several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't
> decide
which one
> to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She
> wanted new shoes to
> compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair
> for each
> outfit.'
>
> We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out
> a pair of
> diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited.
> She must have
> thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
> think she was
> testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when
she
> doesn't even
> know
how
to play tennis.
>
> I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's
> fine, honey.'
> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
> excitement.
> Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I
> think this is
> all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No
> honey, I don't
> feel like
it.'
>
> Her face just went completely blank as
her jaw
dropped with
> a baffled,
> 'WHAT?'
>
> I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
> for a while.
> You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a
> man enough for me
> to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
>
> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill
> me, I added,
> 'Why can't you just love me for who I am
and not
> for the things I buy
>
you?'
>
> Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either, but at
> least that bitch
> knows I'm smarter than her.
>
>
> Alright ladies, forward this if you agree. Hell, even if
> you disagree,
> forward it anyway.
>

Nice one , but its here b4

Stale . . .Very Stale

Rubbish, i say rubbish

rubbish u say, yet i dey see thumbs up for ther

seems funny but that was very thoughtful of the guy

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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