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| Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by olugbon01(m): 1:13am On Aug 20, 2008 |
[size=8pt]10 Husbands, Still a Virgin[/size] A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by maborukoje(f): 10:30am On Aug 20, 2008 |
yes we are d greatest dont u notice dat people born in MAY are alway beautiful and handsome, well was born on MAY13     |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Dijoka(m): 5:08pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Peolpe born on May are born under probability. Dont u get it "MAY". They r neva sure.  |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by olugbon01(m): 4:44pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
i am sure u were not born in may dat is y u posted something completely out of line. u shuld know we want only thoseborn in may here. okay! |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by olugbon01(m): 4:49pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
maborukoje: yes it is true. we are always at the top |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by amaikama(m): 4:32pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Maborukoje!! well, well!! it seems we need to see and talk how the future will be. MAY 13 here. amaikama@gmail.com |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by olugbon01(m): 12:29pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
well MAY 12 HERE. ANY BIRTHDAY MATE IN HERE? contact me tru toalao(at)yahoo(dot)com |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by sima(f): 6:56am On Sep 25, 2008 |
i was born may 15. . hihiahhah  |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by sima(f): 6:58am On Sep 25, 2008 |
n' if You're not born in may. . don't come here oO |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by shilling(f): 7:49am On Sep 25, 2008 |
@ olugbon01, May 12th too! |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Opslag(m): 8:51am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Umm! May29th,dats it! |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by MissyB1(m): 11:01am On Sep 25, 2008 |
Dijoka:Do you mind communicatin' in English? May 16th here.Sima why didn't you wait till 16th nau? |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by shoking(m): 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
May 17th, like to meet buff day mates- we could hook up shok2shok@yahoo.com |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by firstlady4(f): 1:03pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
hehehe this thread looks great mine is May10. Any may10 in the house |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by every(m): 12:42pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
may 29th pple born in may r always on top, intelligent nd powerful. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by donluciano187(m): 11:25pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
I ROLLED OUT ON MAY 05. IT'S LIKE DOING THINGS BIG 5 ON 5. ANY MAY 05's? donleslie80@yahoo.com |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by LASIEFAIRE(m): 11:32pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
On May xx of that year, the world seized to exist like it previous had. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by donluciano187(m): 11:41pm On Oct 04, 2008 |
I ROLLED OUT ON MAY 05. IT'S LIKE DOING THINGS BIG 5 ON 5. ANY MAY 05's? donleslie80@yahoo.com |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by 0one(m): 4:58am On Oct 05, 2008 |
May 11 here,  |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Gabry(f): 9:47am On Oct 05, 2008 |
Am born on the May 12. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by 0one(m): 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
gabrywyl: hey ms. 1 day after me, whats up? |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by vini(m): 9:19am On Oct 07, 2008 |
first_lady:hey first lady u av a hit here. i'm May 10th |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by drwhopl(m): 11:46pm On Oct 08, 2008 |
may 22nd,the sexiest people alive. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by habumaks(m): 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2008 |
I am May 2nd. I ain't got mate in here yet. WHO IS MAY 02 Holla at me let's do our thang. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by steaming(f): 4:10pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
May 2nd, My mom May 13th. I love the month of MAY |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by foye57(m): 5:57pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
22nd may here. |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by lancevader(m): 9:50pm On Oct 27, 2008 |
@steaming my junio 1 may 2nd am may 3rd wat a coincidence? |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Nobody: 12:29am On Nov 02, 2008 |
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| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by Nobody: 12:31am On Nov 02, 2008 |
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| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by emynem05(m): 6:37am On Nov 02, 2008 |
Mo gbono feli feli we r hota dan d rest.represntin may 17
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| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by jalet: 1:03am On Nov 03, 2008 |
may 17th, big Taurus any gal born on this date? lets hukup |
| Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by journerman(m): 2:58pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
31st May |
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