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| Humour Me! by mykali(m): 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
this thread is set up for the sole purpose of making  just drop in with your jokes. whether they are as stale as world war 1 or as new as the second coming. . . . . |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 7:08pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
Life is worth having, go get one |
| Re: Humour Me! by Nobody: 7:15pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
folahann:rotflmao  |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 7:27pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. now that's what am talking about. fola, if life is as fun as u think it is, u wount be here telling me to go get one. na the same thing wey make u dey heretoo. lol @ruby if yhu want to laugh, u better make ur lauhter funny. something like this. . . . . bruhuhuhuhu ha hu ha hi ho ho hi jha ha hgo ghje no miuooi hj hk hu hu hi hi. u get? |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:05pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
tufe and chioya are having a conversation, and chioya asks ''why do men struggle to make eye contact when they talk to girls'' tufe smiles and replies ''honey, breasts don't have eyes'' |
| Re: Humour Me! by spenchuks(m): 5:10pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
oya laugh |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
So this German couple have a baby, but when it's born it doesn't cry like a normal baby. In fact it doesn't make any noises - no gurgles, burps, crying - nothing. The couple let it pass and think nothing more of it, but after a year, the child still hasn't made a noise. The couple are a little worried, but decide to leave it a while and see if anything changes. After 2 years the child still isn't talking or making any noises so they take it to a doctor. The doctor discovers that there is nothing wrong with the child's vocal cords, and that if it wanted to it could talk. The couple are obviously upset, but they love the child nonetheless and it grows up without talking for the beginning of its life. One day, when the child is seven, the German mother gives him a glass of orange juice. "Mother," says the child "this orange is quite bitter." The mother is amazed and exclaims "Heinreich! You spoke! Why have you never spoke until now?" "Well mother," the child answers, "up until now everything has been satisfactory." |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
ibkaye : How Come 2 Chinese People Can't Have A White Baby? info : Because 2 Wong's don't make a White |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:47pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was Seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" she asked. "I got fired." he replied. "What happened to the pickle slicer?" she then asked. "Oh, she got fired too." |
| Re: Humour Me! by sunej(m): 8:39pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
| now the wife is gonna kiss him |
| Re: Humour Me! by chioya(f): 9:12am On Aug 25, 2008 |
 mykali be warned |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
chioya: my, dear. what are u trying to warn me about? |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 6:48pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
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| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 3:06am On Aug 27, 2008 |
Humour yourself |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 12:25pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
infobaba: yeah, i'm trying to humor myself. but i need help from u guyz. please. . . . . .    |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 1:53pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
have got it! |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 7:31am On Aug 28, 2008 |
for FREE?  |
| Re: Humour Me! by newdeal(m): 11:44am On Aug 28, 2008 |
infobaba: No! for a fulllll cup of garri |
| Re: Humour Me! by Moyola(f): 11:50am On Aug 28, 2008 |
bruhahaaaheheeeeeeee!!! wt a laff!! Mykaliii!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Humour Me! by Ebonyj(f): 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
Okay , since you are all very bored, this is a lil test for you. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758, If you haven't, add 1757. 6, Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) |
| Re: Humour Me! by newdeal(m): 12:41pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
bia! ebonyi, which kind magic be this? ! the result is 100% correct! anyway thank God na only me dey see my age here, |
| Re: Humour Me! by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
lol ebonyi gr8 jab beiby  mykali keep dem coming lol |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 12:58pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
seen stuffs like that, they are really cool. It's all about mathematical formula  |
| Re: Humour Me! by holythug(m): 1:01pm On Aug 28, 2008 |
. . .UHN wat about chemical equations, ehn |
| Re: Humour Me! by Ebonyj(f): 10:33am On Aug 29, 2008 |
My people you all keep calling me Ebonyi, I no be Calabar girl o, itis EBONYJ-Ebonyj. The J is for J, my first name. |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 12:00pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
EbonyJ, I've cracked the formula for that your trick just as i always do for others |
| Re: Humour Me! by sunej(m): 12:14pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
Ebonyj:shut up!, no be u just escape from Ebonyi? |
| Re: Humour Me! by Ebonyj(f): 2:38pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
folahann: Please share it here, I am still trying to find out the trick behind it. I have tried numbers outside 1-10, it does not work. |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 3:57pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
Ebonyj: You see it's so simple. Numbers that are not between won't work. x is the number of time you like to eat out: [(x*2)+5]*50 = 100x + 250 All the multiply by 2, add 5 multiply by 50 are just to confuse you; the main equation is 100x + 250 If you add 1758 to 250 it will give you 2008 (this year)and if you subtract your age of birth, it will definitely = your age if u've had ur birthday this year. I think you should understand by now that multiplying 3,4 or 5 by 100 will give you 300,400 and 500 respectively and adding it will give you the final answer |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 6:18pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
| when my father was telling me to go to skul i didnt listen to him. see the kain formula wey una dey use jabarun this thread ni. |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
infobaba: how much do u want? i only have cowries and coins o!! |
| Re: Humour Me! by folahann(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
Thank God you now realise your mistake |
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