I like that.

Happiness is like pissing in your pants:
Everyone sees is, only you feels the warmth.
MAY YOU PEE IN YOUR PANTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

Love hurts when u give up someone. It hurts more when someone gives up on u. But Love hurts the most when the 2 of u keep holding on then destiny suddenly gives up.

Last night i opened the stairs, climbed the door, said my pyjamas, put on my prayer, climed the light and[i] put off [/i] the bed just cuz i was thinking of you!

good one

That is confusing in a sweet way!

Visions of the future are better than the dreams of the past, so 've got to picture your future because you can't feature in the future you can't picture.

bit my tongue trying to read this one nice

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.
The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go
through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.

Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people plenty, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey
like back bone dey comfort me.

You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai enemies
dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank

True true, betta

Read it before.. BUT I STILL LOVE IT. how in god's name will that fit a text message box?

lol..i didnt get it all at once...it was halved and halved

haha.. when i first read that.. i was like .. this is cool.

I'm just sending u a supa dupa xtra squizy squishy nuzzle snuggle huggle knock-u-down blow-u-ova breathtaking awesome unforgettable HUG just to say I miss u.

I'm sprung, since I melt you,
if I want to rate you beauty ,from 10 you are perfect 10
girl were have you been all this years.

nike4luv:

GOD ALMIGTHY NA U BIKO
AMEN.
The Lord na my shephard, i dey gidigbaa.

E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.

E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go
through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.

Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people plenty, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me.

You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam with plenty-plenty meat,fish and okporoko make I chop. All mai enemies
dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. Mai
cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank

True true, betta

You will tell me which type of set you're using that contains all this.

Chek this out a friend sent it to me:
" Let me gossip don't say i told you, the Father asked the son to bless you before the end of today".

roses are red, violets are blue. a true friend is wat u r to me

roses are red. violets are blue take ya socks off ma shoe

voodoo privates, my ass

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

Wanting you is hard to get. Loving you is hard to regret. Losing you is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.


how do u feel if someone sends this to you? it really hurts . especially when u know u can't do nothin' to help dem

I like the text above.

As d night couldn't stop d day 4m coming 4th dis morning so shall no circumstances stand on ur way 2 success in dis life.
have a wonderful weekend.

i like the text below

one day i met this guy n he asked for ma number i didn't wanna give him ma # but my friend gave him ma # then he sent me this message

Gurl Where Have u Been All ma Life?


in my reply to his message, i said

Running away from you.

hope y'all get it!!

i like the second to last text of this topic

It is amazin the mind of love but also nice to see that the air is cool and real.


Lovely sms with creativity it becomes real.

U should b tire by now, 4 u were seen runnin all ova my mind, all day long.

Hello, just because u got my sms, u think someone misses u ? Well, no one misses u ! no one cares 4 U ! no one rmber u ! more than I do, u Are LOVELY………..