Rules of the game

1.  If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women , " 

2.  If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men , " 

3.  Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman      and vice versa. 
4.  Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite sex. 
5.  Vote for either the MAN or WOMAN and we would see who would win.,, love ya
Lastly
Follow the rules and regulations 

I would begin

Women takes hours to get dressed in the mornin

I hate men.

men r insensitive brutish creatures  

Missy B:

I hate men.

But na man you go marry., and from man you go fit give birth to children

Missy B
Hi

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WOmen lykes money too much.,nna na ego o o oo

Hello   

Why do men love kissin me?

Women are too emotional

women are like crack you just can get enough of em.

Men sharaaaap

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has owo, women will like him

women na wa oo, wetin we do naa

the analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman

women are necessary evils

If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?

A woman witout a man is like a fish witout bicycle,What actually does a fish need a bicycle for?.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women

A woman needs a reason to have sex but men only need a place.

Women? hell no. Give me a bottle of beer instead

women are should be put under mind control, hypnosis

anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography

Men take a look at ma siggy

hahahaha

God gave all men a privates and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time

women? How do i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesnt die

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too

women are like cars, they come in different shape and sizes

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man, nailing jelly to a tree, for instance

God created Man and everything was ok, then he created women and the world knew no peace

men are like a fine wine,  they start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

behind every failure in a man's life is a WOMAN

women are the highest pollutants in this world, whay they've got three exits/exauts, while everything else has two or one.

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain

Women - they bring Woe to men.

I wonder why men get serious at all, They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will, If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself