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Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by 2star(m): 6:00pm On Feb 13, 2007
if married, is okay but if dating, i think certain things should be kept away. the shaving of what ever area is okay. i think i will buy my girl a shaver and shave her that nite. what do u think ladies
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by crazyp(f): 11:45am On Feb 14, 2007
I used to b very shy when i'm with my guy & he started complaining that i'm hiding so many things from him when i hvnt done the things mentioned & more in his presence, he felt i wasnt real, so now i'm very free with him & can do anything in his presence & we are happier 2gether, (but that doesnt mean i go abt farting) grin cheesy
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 10:38pm On Feb 22, 2007
To all you uptight sisters this is what your uptightness can lead to if you don't loosen up
and feel free to fart around ya man. Check out this link:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/440369/girls_fart_too/
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by SvS(f): 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2007
theres nutn u shud b afraid 2 do in ur man's presence!

remember hes ur man!!
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by 1forall: 12:27am On Feb 24, 2007
Pls help tell them o, abi why would posing still be necessary at that stage?
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Coco29(f): 9:33pm On Feb 24, 2007
1forall:

Please help tell them o, abi why would posing still be necessary at that stage?


it is not posing, it is called manners who the hell go around farting in front of other people ? even your man angry
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by 1forall: 1:55am On Feb 25, 2007
Hey no one says u should go around farting, but if it calls when ure together, theres a way to let it go and it'll still be cool thats when you dont make a big deal of it. Bottom line - be relaxed in your partners presence, what manners are you referring to if he can bump and grind you almost whenever??
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Coco29(f): 12:17pm On Feb 25, 2007
1forall:

Hey no one says u should go around farting, but if it calls when ure together, theres a way to let it go and it'll still be cool thats when you don't make a big deal of it. Bottom line - be relaxed in your partners presence, what manners are you referring to if he can bump and grind you almost whenever??

excuse yourself to the loo, fart there. Do you know that fart actually has bacteria in the gasses ? it is nasty.

my man and i don't fart around each other that does not mean we are not comfortable or relax with each other.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by felia(f): 5:07pm On Mar 02, 2007
what a nice topic, too bad people know how to give, very well detail analysis to fart.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Coco29(f): 11:08pm On Mar 02, 2007
felia:

what a nice topic, too bad people know how to give, very well detail analysis to fart.

still you commented undecided
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by VOR(m): 8:09pm On Mar 04, 2007
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by omoge(f): 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2007
Hilarious. Vor, can you post the 'how to take a shower' that's on that site? it is really funny too.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by damatiti(f): 9:54pm On Mar 04, 2007
There is nothing wrong in passing wind in each others presence. If you hold it in it causes an epset tummy. Let loose and enjoy the moment. Why would you leave your partner everytime you need to fart!! it spoils the moment to leave. Also, the changing of tampons, my dearest hubby had to wash my undies after I gave birth because I was so sick and could not do so myself. If you are in a relationship learn to do everything together. My hubby is my best friend because we share everything.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by felia(f): 3:32pm On Mar 05, 2007
coco29 do you have a problem with my post?
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by flowmed(f): 4:51pm On Mar 06, 2007
thanks girl friend but if your man can buy you a Tampax at the end of every month
why then should you hid from such a man. 3weeks ago i was sick nobody beside me
my room mate left me with my condition, my neighbor had too call my guy. he took care of me bath me
and even helped fixed my Tampax for me. is that not interesting kiss kiss kiss
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Hugoboi(m): 4:58pm On Mar 06, 2007
my neighbor had too call my guy. he took care of me bath me
and even helped fixed my Tampax for me. is that not interesting

That sweetbut can i really do this??
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Coco29(f): 9:13pm On Mar 06, 2007
felia:

coco29 do you have a problem with my post?
kiss
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by sammyjl(f): 12:42pm On Aug 29, 2007
I dont know about the farting issue, but it sure aint good to do so in anyone's presence, even if its natural. Period, i will not fart in anyone's presence not even my best friend.

About the other three things, i dont know cos we are all different and it depends on the person and how long you've known that person.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by chinne1(f): 4:54pm On Aug 29, 2007
I like my man to be my companion and my best friend, there fore if I should have a bath with my girlfriend in the same

bathroom or even exchange tampax, why then should I not change my tampax in his presence even though he buys it

for me, sinecerely If I dont do those things in his presence then I am never comfortable with him angry cheesy grin

As for the fart, I do that one every day tongue tongue tongue tongue and all he does is give me spank on my nyash and says yeye girl.

sammyjl:

I don't know about the farting issue, but it sure aint good to do so in anyone's presence, even if its natural. Period, i will not fart in anyone's presence not even my best friend.

About the other three things, i don't know because we are all different and it depends on the person and how long you've known that person.



we are not talking about anyone but your man here, shocked shocked shocked how could you possibly mess in the public,

Its rude to do that. grin grin grin
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by macgozy(m): 6:28pm On Mar 14, 2008
my ex- girlfriend did all the three and still it doesn't mean anything to me. I sometimes shave have honeypot with my clipper most time she come visiting.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by cybersleek(m): 9:27pm On Mar 14, 2008
To tell you the truth, at some point in time i would have found those things irritating, but really, now i just consider them part of the natural order, and besides if you dont fart in the presence of ur guy, who do you want to fart for? also, whats the big deal about shaving? i once shaved my girlfriends pubs for her, and she liked it!, the sanitary towel is the one thats a no no! i guess some things are best kept to the realm of female mysteries!
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Benzene: 6:36am On Mar 15, 2008
May I come into this issue?

Coco29 (f),
The three things you listed can actually be done before your man. It all depends on the condition and the strength of the relationship and those things will not make you more or less. These to me are not issues at all. Men know that women do all these. After all they see clean shaves and ladies even indicate that they are menstruating when the need arises so what is the big deal seeing her do them? If a girl takes excuse to fart, men could still know what she went to do. I do not think a lady really has to fart into pit or change position to fart. Let is try to be real at times.

@ Coco
If you cannot shit before a man when there is an exigency then I am sorry to say that you have a little psychological problem. My colleagues and associates (all big-shots), over and over again told me of how they accompanied their girlfriends (now wives) to the toilet to do No’s 1 and 2. I help my babe to shave her armpit and pussy and its no issue. It shows the strength of the bond and that she has nothing to hide. With this attitude, I am not sure you even allow a man to finger or bang you when there is light. Do you bang half-naked? Do you wear buba to the beach or pool? Won’t you show your man if you have boil on your vagina? Abeg no vex for me oh!

The qualities men look out are far from what has been posted here. They include being faithful, articulate, God-fearing, intelligent and industrious. I am a Pan-African man, if a woman has not before me, I will know she is hiding so many things from
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Benzene: 6:38am On Mar 15, 2008
May I come into this issue?

Coco29 (f),
The three things you listed can actually be done before your man. It all depends on the condition and the strength of the relationship and those things will not make you more or less. These to me are not issues at all. Men know that women do all these. After all they see clean shaves and ladies even indicate that they are menstruating when the need arises so what is the big deal seeing her do them? If a girl takes excuse to fart, men could still know what she went to do. I do not think a lady really has to fart into pit or change position to fart. Let is try to be real at times.

@ Coco
If you cannot shit before a man when there is an exigency then I am sorry to say that you have a little psychological problem. My colleagues and associates (all big-shots), over and over again told me of how they accompanied their girlfriends (now wives) to the toilet to do No’s 1 and 2. I help my babe to shave her armpit and pussy and its no issue. It shows the strength of the bond and that she has nothing to hide. With this attitude, I am not sure you even allow a man to finger or bang you when there is light. Do you bang half-naked? Do you wear buba to the beach or pool? Won’t you show your man if you have boil on your vagina? Abeg no vex for me oh!

The qualities men look out are far from what has been posted here. They include being faithful, articulate, God-fearing, intelligent and industrious. I am a Pan-African man, if a woman has not fart before me, I will know she is hiding so many things from me!!!
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by ly1: 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2008
infact there is nothing wrong with farting in front of ur loved one.somebody u love so much.he only becomes free with u when he sees that u are open minded and free but if u dont he begins to get scare of everything and thinks you are hiding so many things from him.you see some ladies outside and they look as if they have never even visit the toilet but i bet you,you dont know what they do in the hiden,so allow them do it in front of their guys provided the guys dont go out to discuss it with their friends.if a guy truly loves you, he would'nt want to hurt you at all so he wont go about discussing things like that with his friends.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by PERVERT9: 9:09pm On Mar 28, 2008
@cocoless29 coco29,i totally disagree with you, me think 1 thing a lady should not do before her man is

1,A LADY SHOULD NOT FINGER/CANDLE HERSELF BEFORE HER MAN
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by almondjoy(f): 7:41pm On Mar 29, 2008
he he he he he  cheesy

Exchange telephone numbers with other guys in his presence! wink


Just send one of the kids! kiss
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Nobody: 8:59pm On Mar 29, 2008
What if the kids do some amebo? cheesy
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by kobe(m): 9:35pm On Mar 29, 2008
Never cheat on your man around your man.
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 29, 2008
Definately,definately don't change your sad or tampons around him o. Not even a pleasant site for the person havin the period
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Ajebota(f): 11:08pm On Mar 29, 2008
LOL this thread has been entertaining. I see people's points. I am not married (yet) but I am in a long term relationship. I must admit I can come across as snobbish and posh and let me not lie if nature calls (numero 2) I will run to a toilet far from where my bf is and attend to my bidness. But I have come to accept the fact that you cant hide foreva. If my bf (b4 or after marriage) is sick and puking or bleeding or whateva therz nothing I wudnt do for him no matter how digusting it may seem because I love him as a soul b4 I love his looks etc and I would like to know he would do the same 4 me.

The farting issue I believe comes with time. You need to be able to laugh off stuff like that. If you fart and your partner is angry about it (as opposed to embarassed, stunned or in fits of laughter) you should see that as a red flag. I can def fart in front of my mum, brother, close friends and cousins- NO qualms whatsoever, in fact I can torment them with it because we know ourselves. In public, well, if no one wud know why give myself tummy upset, ?

Tampon, numba 2 and d likes, as far as im concerned it is pointless to flash these 'activities' in your partner's face. But if push comes to shove and he has to see you do it, then the dude should suck it up. Howeva, I wud keep those things on the down low as much as possible, hehehe grin
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by Ajebota(f): 11:12pm On Mar 29, 2008
plus wateva u chose 2 do with your partner (guyz and girlz!) rememba that at the end of the day the person still has to find you sexually appealing one way or the other,
Re: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man by sammyjl(f): 1:56pm On Oct 08, 2008
chi-nne:

I like my man to be my companion and my best friend, there fore if I should have a bath with my girlfriend in the same

bathroom or even exchange tampax, why then should I not change my tampax in his presence even though he buys it

for me, sinecerely If I don't do those things in his presence then I am never comfortable with him angry cheesy grin

As for the fart, I do that one every day tongue tongue tongue tongue and all he does is give me spank on my nyash and says yeye girl.

we are not talking about anyone but your man here, shocked shocked shocked how could you possibly mess in the public,

Its rude to do that. grin grin grin
WATEVA, Its entirely up2 u to do wateva u please infront of yo man. Only u know wat kind of person he is and how he'll react to certain issues, if he dont do nasty things infront of u, y do em, as for the tampons, that is just so plain , (no comments)

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