i hope u nor go end up drinking garri the next day after the birthday bash ?

see your head like person wey wan launch beer company,
i like your you sha, atleast u dey dream big,
keep dreaming

let me know when u are serious

mykali,
invitation without address and time

I fit borrow you my corridor as venue after all what are friends for?

As the party planner, I have come out with the details for the occasion.

Dated of function: 14 September 2008, Sunday

Time: Loosers: 2.00pm to 4.00pm                 The rest : all day to ngiht (If the loosers decide to stay longer, I shall fart on their faces)

Venue: Clems house (Addess: Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla Estate, 100S3R 1And, NigerASIA.)

Menu for da 1st batch (Loosers)

Garri

****
Chilli Sauce

****

beverage: Hot Water

Menu for the rest

BBQ Item: Pig's testicles, Donkey steak, Elephant Bum with Amebo Sauce (Chef's Specialty)

Main item: braised Monkey tail with lemon Sauce, Stir Fried Weed with Dried Chilli and koko flakes, Steam Paw paw leave with armpit sweat dressing.

Dessert: tooth pick

Beverage: Olodo Cocktail ( A concoction of Vodka, ice ice baby and a dash of toto juice)

I have also arranged the supplier for Mykali beer. The ingredients are Malt, Barly, marijuana, yeast, tufe's fungus and yansh cream

DJ: folly 69 (if you do your job well, I will let you perform 69 after that with one of the strippers andf you can perform your middle finger act throughout the night. No sweat.)

Dance Strippers: Infobaba, Jeovy, Studio and pappyshoes (make sure its fierce)

Maskot: Lexicon (Shake your yansh to the fullest ok?)

Bouncers: tyty, Chioya, adermiller and Loffers da Load of Bread (Go build your six pack before the party starts)

Bar tender: showbobo (prepare alot of the Olodo Cocktail cause it will surely be the favorite among the people)

Performances by: Clem, folahann, Sam Milla, Ibkaye. (Please advise what type of performances you are to do for that night)

Toilet Cleaner : tufe, Cayon, Dani and chase da cbase (Due to lack of budget, you would have to use the Glass cloth from the beverage bar to clean the toilets. When you're done, don't forget to return it to showbobo, the bar tender to reuse for the bar. Remember, Keep this to yourself. )

All staffs working for this Birthday bash will be given staff meals (the looser's menu) before the party starts

Oh yes, I forggoten to mention the theme of this party is Fartacious Fantasy Land.

Dress Code: Anything which comes to your mind at first but Nudity would be betta.

I have also prepared the uniforms for y'all. Hope you like it.

BIRTHDAY IS OVERR!


vote of thanks pls.

No its not over yet Clem. . . .

I will kill you gaby,me stripper

@jeovy
be appreciative man, say a big thank you!

this joke funny die

Thank God

I am left out of the duty sharing!

Will enjoy myself like no man's bizness

@gaby

I will prefer the last babe over there, afterall she might look beta than the rest when she removes the planet of Apes costume.

huh??

@Gabry

Instead of sharing my napkin with the toilet cleaners(tufe, Cayon, Dani and chase da cbase) why don't you give them one of your catapults ohh i mean G-strings or do you want people to die of GABRILOCOCUS.

@gabryll,
stripper ke?
now i see sey your own case don pass becareful. infact , u don graduate from craze to psychomentry

na those boiz she dey stay with na him mdey cuz am

u nor be one of those boiz?

u dey craze??

how u go dey give me girl wey get 6boobs. abeg take ya time oh, i no like am. if na joke end am dia

tufe:

u dey craze??

how u go dey give me girl wey get 6boobs. abeg take ya time oh, i no like am. if na joke end am dia

she's your soulmate.Congratulations oo oo I envy you guys,a very perfect couple

thunder fire u 2

tufe:

thunder fire you to

I get thunder catcher

amadioha finish all ur resources dia

i get amadioha catcher as well.odeshi full body.nuffin du mi

I sense no appreciation here. . . . . . . . HMM! In that case, I would have to skip your party and go do Jay Z's as he has been asking me to do his party a long time ago but for the sake of friendship, I chose yours to do first. . . .

You mean Malaysian Jay Z,huh

she dey dream na