(1) "N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."
Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"
Album: Make It Reign
Peter Gunz dey rap like primary 6 student

(2) "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
Master P ("Do You Know"

In Master P's universe, New Year comes right before Christmas.

(3) "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."
Prodigy ("Click Clack"
Album: Blood Money

Prodigy turns to nursery rhymes for some equally uninspiring lyrics.

(4) "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
Chingy ("Balla Baby"
Album: Powerballin'

As far as Chingy's concerned, Asian is a nationality damnit.

(5) "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen, "
Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action"
Album: It Was Written

Foxy Brown, now I know why you failed mathematics.

(6) "Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
Album: No Way Out

Now, that's the type of money I definitely wouldn't want to touch before breakfast.

(7) "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talking. My glock cocked when I'm crawling."
Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s"
Album: Who is MIke Jones?
What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing?

( Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
Trina ("Here We Go"
Album: Glamorest Life
Trina, you really took your time to write this thing you call a song.

(9) "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
Album: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.Carter

Jay-Z skipped his Geography class.

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I swear you people have the new dance step called the Soldier Boy,but that guy is so wack for my liking. My worst pain is Kanye West compared him to Nas.Can you imagine that?

mikebuddy:

I swear you people have the new dance step called the Soldier Boy,but that guy is so wack for my liking. My worst pain is Kanye West compared him to Nas.Can you imagine that?

I feel you. The soldeir boy dey vex me sef. I no just feel am at all.

cant hate on soulja boy, he is doin wat he knows how to do, its not like he says he's the best lyricist of anyting, if he came out saying that he was the sickest lyricist like bow wow keep saying then i'll be mad but for now even tho i tink the song is shit i cant hate on that song cost millions of people like it and numbers dont lie.

THE WACKEST LINE I EVER HEARD IS . I JUMP OUT THE WINDOW LIKE NINTENDO.

'They know me in Europe and they know me in Italy and Belgium - Modenine

Aight then . . . I reckon GSCE Geography should be compulsory for prospective emcees

eldee:

'They know me in Europe and they know me in Italy and Belgium - Modenine

Aight then . . . I reckon GSCE Geography should be compulsory for prospective emcees

Mayne what the hell is these??
Is it by force to rap? Who cares if he's known in Ajegunle or Burundi.

Worst Rap Lyrics Of All-time

''Have you ever seen a fat guy in a big body?- Rick Ross.

Imagine that idiotic line coming from a self-proclaimed Boss!

The Sly:

''Have you ever seen a fat guy in a big body?- Rick Ross.

Imagine that idiotic line coming from a self-proclaimed Boss!

Na wa ooh . . . 'big guy in fat body' . . . hehehe
Now that's sumn

They got Nigeria and Niger, two different countries
Somehow Niger turned to nigger, and shit got ugly

Nas: Y'all My Niggas

Maynne, Nas is selling us fables . . .
He shoulda just googled 'nigger' to find out that the word comes from 'black' in latin

lol very funny

eldee:

They got Nigeria and Niger, two different countries
Somehow Niger turned to nigger, and shit got ugly

Nas: Y'all My Niggas

Maynne, Nas is selling us fables . . .
He shoulda just googled 'nigger' to find out that the word comes from 'black' in latin

LOL, he actually confused me and i started asking people if the n-word actually came from niger.
Let's forgive him though, he was just trying to rhyme.

The Sly:

''Have you ever seen a fat guy in a big body?- Rick Ross.

Imagine that idiotic line coming from a self-proclaimed Boss!

That's funny!

Out the country but the blueberry still connect

Jay Z - Numb/Encore

Haba . . . uncle Hov, it's called a Blackberry

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
Sucker MC's should call me sire
[b]To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
[/b]I won't stop rockin' till I retire

Run DMC - King of Rock

Hehehe . . . come on guys.
What else will I use to burn sumn that wack??

@ eldee Blueberry could be a blue black berry lol.

@ RickRoss bashers
"Big Body" is a type of ride. . . So his rhyme actually makes A LOT of sense. . . maybe eldee should have googled "big body". You see, Nas isnt the only guilty one here
i'm actually surprised he hasnt mentioned "ba-leed" yet

ritchboy:

@ RickRoss bashers
"Big Body" is a type of ride. . . So his rhyme actually makes A LOT of sense. . . maybe eldee should have googled "big body". You see, Nas isnt the only guilty one here
i'm actually surprised he hasnt mentioned "ba-leed" yet

Dude nigger is way different from a brand name . . . it's an everyday word.
It's like . . .'End of Discussion' or smn.

But for a whole Nas to spew B.S after naming his album 'nigger' . . . that's just wrong.
To think about 500,000 people actually heard that. . .lol

Eldee
we all know Nas is a plonker for spittin that. . . That doesnt change the fact you owe The Boss a hand-written apology

P.S. @'Eminem fans and haters thread'
I dont see how Eminem spittin "ba-leed" is any worse than Jay-Z spittin "oxyjijijiji-john" to rhyme with "gone"

Eminem is stupid with 99% of his ryhmes, thats why haystak and icp roasted his ass

CrackaJack:

Eminem is silly with 99% of his ryhmes, thats why haystak and icp roasted his backside

are you crazy? Silly rhymes? Your just looking for an arguement and i am not ready to give you that. Silly rhymes? Il merde

ill give it to em on a few of his songs, he does have some pretty tight stuff

So what exactly are you saying

he isnt consistent, a lot of rappers lack consistency and he is one of them, so am i, i have a few bad ass song and i have a few songs that even i hate, eminem has songs that are awesome like lose yourself or toy soldiers, but his songs lick we made you, crack a bottle (his verse), and Big Weenie are simply idiotic and stupid

^^^This one go just kill imself. Lmao

1) soldier boy up in this , whatever, annoying

2) gucci man, with all em huh!? , hummer!, pruuu, annoying

Lol! Big weenie! Very insane song! But eminem is the best rapper alive! Take it or leave it.

nas' lyrics sometimes i cant understand. in one mic he dropped this line: jesus died aged 33 thats 32 shots from twin glocks of 16 a piece thats 32 which means one of ma guns was holding 17. this is just crap.

sinistyle:

nas' lyrics sometimes i cant understand. in one mic he dropped this line: jesus died aged 33 thats 32 shots from twin glocks of 16 a piece thats 32 which means one of ma guns was holding 17. this is just crap.

dude,d fact dat u cant decipher these dopelines doesnt make 'em craplines.humble urself nd let sum1 explain it 2 u joor.#am out.

^^ oya, start explaining. Rap is supposed to be there for all to understand. That line is too esoteric. Besides he said Jesus died at age 33 not that he died from 33 shots.

THE ENTIRE "SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY SONG" by D4L

but especially this line

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher
'cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
Oh my god!"

Crunchy Black- "shake that jelly"

"I like when h0es shake that a$s
I like when h0es love to make cash
I like when h0es put it on your a$s
I like when h0es take me to your stash
So don't you get mad, when she bring that
All that cash, that she grab
From your a$s, maggot a$s
I rob with a h0e, and sell her b!tch a$s"


CAM'RON - GET EM GIRLS

I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"
Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"

The Last Mr. Bigg - Trial Time

I was only 17 had the neighborhood hooked,
have em stealin out their crib cuz my crack taste like ribs,
I'm up in the mornin with the rest of these rookies,
you out here sellin them dimes b!tch i'm out here sellin them cookies,

MsDarkSkin: THE ENTIRE "SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY SONG" by D4L

but especially this line

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher
'cause I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
Oh my god!"

Crunchy Black- "shake that jelly"

"I like when h0es shake that a$s
I like when h0es love to make cash
I like when h0es put it on your a$s
I like when h0es take me to your stash
So don't you get mad, when she bring that
All that cash, that she grab
From your a$s, maggot a$s
I rob with a h0e, and sell her b!tch a$s"


CAM'RON - GET EM GIRLS

I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"
Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"

The Last Mr. Bigg - Trial Time

I was only 17 had the neighborhood hooked,
have em stealin out their crib cuz my crack taste like ribs,
I'm up in the mornin with the rest of these rookies,
you out here sellin them dimes b!tch i'm out here sellin them cookies,

LMAO. I wouldn't call that a rap song anyway.

~ Girl shake dat laffy taffy
dat laffy taffy, dat laffy taffy~