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Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 1:03pm On Sep 18, 2008
I Remember when i was young,
The deeds i did.

As soon as i realised that my name is samson

i started  doing extra ordinary stuffs.

Killing a lion with my bare hand
killing a bunch of palestinians with donkey jawbone and so on,

UNTIL Romade came into my life
Re: Good Old Days by ndumart: 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2008
And Romade turned out to be Delilah
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 1:31pm On Sep 18, 2008
na you sabi
Re: Good Old Days by mykali(m): 1:50pm On Sep 18, 2008
who is romade? i want to know. angry
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 1:51pm On Sep 18, 2008
no one owes u any explanation
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 1:55pm On Sep 18, 2008
sam remeba wat finally happened to samson

mykali tu much frowning will make u bald & older than my granny
Re: Good Old Days by ennyluv6(f): 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2008
@ poster
Hope u dint fall under Romade' (DELILAH) spells
coz i dont want u to die young
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2008
enny it takes one delilah to know anoda
Re: Good Old Days by izeek(m): 2:06pm On Sep 18, 2008
this samson has surpassed the old one,
he now has two delilah;s
easy ooh.
make u no die younger than the other samson.
Re: Good Old Days by ndumart: 2:10pm On Sep 18, 2008
There was a Samson and there is a Samson
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 2:16pm On Sep 18, 2008
Thank you.
I already barbed my hair very low.
so no point of power discovery this time.
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 2:27pm On Sep 18, 2008
brb
Re: Good Old Days by ndumart: 2:33pm On Sep 18, 2008
we are waitin
Re: Good Old Days by clemcykul(f): 2:44pm On Sep 18, 2008
sammie not again!
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 2:44pm On Sep 18, 2008
still brb
Re: Good Old Days by Scopium: 2:49pm On Sep 18, 2008
[size=13pt]Different tactics at melting the same plastic[/size]
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2008
relax , i am on alert
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 5:05pm On Sep 18, 2008
hmmm sims one has to kip u unda watch
Re: Good Old Days by ennyluv6(f): 5:11pm On Sep 18, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]Different tactics at melting the same plastic[/size]

SCORPION THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT STORY OR TALES MY GRANDMAMA TOLD ME
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2008
tell him
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 2:15am On Sep 19, 2008
scopium ma boy, defend yourself. I'll be at your backside supporting ya. grin
Re: Good Old Days by ohilebo(m): 8:26am On Sep 19, 2008
@ SAM, do you remember how your name (Samson) deceived you and you came to my street to look for trouble and I beat you black and blue? and blood coming out of your nose and mouth? grin grin grin grin until you almost changed your name to Judas?
Re: Good Old Days by SamMilla1(m): 8:55am On Sep 19, 2008
i suppose your own name is hulk hogan or mike tyson
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Sep 19, 2008
No, he be Michael Jackson
Re: Good Old Days by Jeovy(m): 9:18am On Sep 19, 2008
The good old days indeed,I wonder what it is now
Re: Good Old Days by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Sep 19, 2008
notin to write home about
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 9:23am On Sep 19, 2008
Da good old days. . . Damn. . . I have plenty! Just dont know where to start
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 9:39am On Sep 19, 2008
Ok, I'll just tell one.

When I was like 12 years old and I was at the beach, I needed to take a shit but there was no toilet. So I have decided to just take a shit somewhere at the sand area where its dark as it was night time.

I pull down my pants, squat down and start doing my business.

Suddenly theres this stupid cat whom spot me and it wanted to disturb me. . . . it came near and it start sniffing my ass and I tried to shoo it away but it wont so I had to squat run to another side and the cat just wont stop following me. I keep running squating and it kept following me trying to sniff my ass.

The time I knew it, I accidently shit on my pants!!! angry



Ok, now that story irritates the daylights out of me. . . . angry angry angry
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 9:40am On Sep 19, 2008
Gab r u dat old or were u so playful angry
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 9:41am On Sep 19, 2008
About what?
Re: Good Old Days by romsky: 9:51am On Sep 19, 2008
since u didnt know where to start
Re: Good Old Days by Gabry(f): 9:52am On Sep 19, 2008
Cause I had so many stories thats why. . . yes I am very very playful when I was a child

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