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Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 5:07pm On Sep 18, 2008
If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an envelope, you might be an ajebota,
But, if people refer to your folks as either "Iya-beji", "Mama-baby", "Mama-Chukwudi", or "Baa Lamidi", you are NOT ajebota!

If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota,,
But if you use water to 'tamba' ya self, you're an Ajepaki!

If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota,,
But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Paki is level 5!
one more
If you happened to have wandered into a neighborhood during Ileya and got amazed by the fact that people found ram-fights amusing, you might be an Ajebota, ,
But if YOU took the ram to fight after feeding it 'igbo', you are definitely a paki!
Me i no go lie sha, I did some of the pako stuffs but I still AJEBOTA
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by ennyluv6(f): 5:17pm On Sep 18, 2008
IF U GO TO A CLUB WITH ME U ARE AN AJEBUTTER
BUT WHEN U ENTER A BUS PARK AND MEET KEVOH U ARE AN AJEPAKO

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Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 5:26pm On Sep 18, 2008
ennyluv_6:

IF You GO TO A CLUB WITH ME You ARE AN AJEBUTTER
BUT WHEN You ENTER A BUS PARK AND MEET KEVOH You ARE AN AJEPAKO
grin
I no gree,
If for the bus park na only ABC motors dey there then you be ajebota
If u trek with ennyluv go the club or una no fit buy drink because ennyluv lie say she forget her purse, then u be big AJEPAKO.

lol @ ennyluv
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 2:56am On Sep 19, 2008
I choose bla bla bla.
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:04am On Sep 19, 2008
gabrywyl:

I choose bla bla bla.
I beg choose make we know no need to hide am,
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:06am On Sep 19, 2008
Ok, I think its Ajepako cause I am Ajebota.
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:10am On Sep 19, 2008
I know already say u be 'pako' but u go one claim ajebo, if u no choose,i go choose 4 you
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:12am On Sep 19, 2008
I already choose ohhh. grin
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:17am On Sep 19, 2008
I don hear ma,  grin

Thinking:I hope say na ajepako she choose[size=8pt][/size]
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:18am On Sep 19, 2008
I will always choose Ajepako. Unless if I be Ajepako, I will choose Ajebota for sure.
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:21am On Sep 19, 2008
ah finally cheesy
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:24am On Sep 19, 2008
heheheh! So are you happy with my answer?
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:28am On Sep 19, 2008
sad
Oh so u been trick me before,
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:35am On Sep 19, 2008
No I'm not. I am serious ohhhh. . .

I care about balancy in life thats why I said so.
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 3:40am On Sep 19, 2008
gabrywyl:

No I'm not. I am serious ohhhh. . .

I care about balance in life thats why I said so.
true sha, I hate to agree with you on this one, U can't be full ajebo or ajepako.
Full ajebo: Ajepako go fit bully you,You no go dey very sharp
Full ajepako: No need to explain
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 3:51am On Sep 19, 2008
Thats why if you be ajebota, you keep your profile very low and never show it off and than those ajepako will befriend with you and when they found out that you be ajebota, they will admire you till the end.

If you be ajepako, always have a good personality no matter what and than the ajebota will befriend with you.

I believe in that ohh. Seen it happen.  smiley
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 4:04am On Sep 19, 2008
By keeping your profile low I guess you mean ' not forming' cos in my secondary skool days(I be boarder) I had friends that claimed they were ajebos dem go behave like say dem no dey soak garri (chei i dey miss garri oooo) until hunger sets in,but i don't think any ajepako will admire such person the best they can do is be his friend as you said, AJEPAKOS are smarter than that
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 4:10am On Sep 19, 2008
sad sad sad What is this world coming to. . . . Ajebota's or Ajepako's. . . We all bleed the same way anywayz ohhh. . . .
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by hclacid(m): 1:17am On Oct 08, 2008
If for the bus park na only ABC motors dey there then you be ajebota
If u trek with ennyluv go the club or una no fit buy drink because ennyluv lie say she forget her purse, then u be big AJEPAKO.

now this got me cracking up,   grin grin grin
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Gabry(f): 1:18am On Oct 08, 2008
but it made sense ohh
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 7:35pm On Oct 19, 2008
Yeah,it sure did
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by bydot1(m): 1:11am On Oct 20, 2008
So all of una dey claim AJEBO ryt?, Why una no come dey reccharge ya fone com dey use am dey surf the net?
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by TOYOSI20(f): 1:19am On Oct 20, 2008
lol. . . . . . ,
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 1:20am On Oct 20, 2008
by.dot:

So all of una dey claim AJEBO ryt?, Why una no come dey reccharge ya phone com dey use am dey surf the net?
Choose one na im I talk,How does recharging and surfing on the net with ur phone make u an ajebo  
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 2:10pm On Aug 17, 2015
smiley
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by kevoh(m): 12:44pm On Dec 13, 2016
smiley
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by 4kings: 11:17pm On Nov 18, 2017
@kevoh
If you fit open this kind thread then you be Ajepako
If you wonder the essence of this thread the you be Ajebota. tongue
Re: Choose One: Ajebota Or Ajepako by Taiwx(m): 4:21pm On Aug 06, 2018
God forbid

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