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26 One Liners About God by Christino(m): 5:49pm On Jul 10, 2006
Perhaps you could learn one or two things here:

oneliners about God


26 one Liners about God . I love this! Let's keep it going! No catches.
Just the peace in knowing that you were able to share God's love and wisdom
to all those you have contact with and even bless someone you don't know.
Have a blessed day!

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be
the period.

6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10.We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11.The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13.WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17.Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18.Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19.Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20.Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21.He who angers you controls you.

22.Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23.Give Satan an inch &he'll be a ruler.

24.Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them &He'll clean them,

25.God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26.Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Now take 60 seconds and give this a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this
one. All you do is: 1. Simply say a small prayer for the person who sent you
this, e.g. LORD God, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or
she may be needing this day, ) 2. Then forward to five relatives/friends.
Within hours five people would have prayed for you, and you would have
caused a multitude of people to pray to God for other people. Then sit back
and watch the power of God work in your life for doing the thing that you
know He loves. What we do in life echoes in eternity,

Regards,
Sophie

Re: 26 One Liners About God by diddy4(m): 8:52pm On Jul 10, 2006
thanks alot for this man. best message i have got today. thank you so much.
Re: 26 One Liners About God by Christino(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2006
Man I couldn't help it, I forwarded to my entire address book even to friends who are not believers.

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