1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for
90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds
picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the
engine of a
Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight,
occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that
has
no focus.
5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the
car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis
Obilis
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't
shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My
grandma
is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic
to
goals.

Question.
a stationary mass of 60 mikels is pushed up the field
60meters for 5 minutes. Before it stops it encounters some moving bodies of 12 modrics, 15
fernandinho and 35 matics. Calculate the deceleration of the mass in mikel/seconds...hence,
to bring the mass back in motion, the force required in OBI is?.....( 2 mikel= 1 modric, 1.5
mikels=1 fernandinho, 1.25 mikel= 1 matics)....lol

MoyoGENERAL: 1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for
90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds
picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the
engine of a
Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight,
occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that
has
no focus.
5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the
car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis
Obilis
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't
shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My
grandma
is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic
to
goals.

Question.
a stationary mass of 60 mikels is pushed up the field
60meters for 5 minutes. Before it stops it encounters some moving bodies of 12 modrics, 15
fernandinho and 35 matics. Calculate the deceleration of the mass in mikel/seconds...hence,
to bring the mass back in motion, the force required in OBI is?.....( 2 mikel= 1 modric, 1.5
mikels=1 fernandinho, 1.25 mikel= 1 matics)....lol

u are a genius.i cant stop laughing while reading ur post.

What is Mikel?Mikel is a player that football pundits like you refused to understand and it will take third eyes to really understand who is Mikel.Mikel may be slower than snail or even lack focus as you put it but Keshi cannot do without him,asking Keshi what is Mikel?would give you an answer.Did you realize that Super Eagle have won two man of the match in this ongoing World Cup and one belong to Mikel,the other to Osase.I believe after this World Cup,Keshi will tells Nigerians that Mikel is the best Super Eagle player with facts that will make me and you look like a lame man in the World of Football.

obeski13: u are a genius.i cant stop laughing while reading ur post.

he just copied and pasted!

What is a Mikel? Mike is an object that has no use but occupies space.....most embarrassing and nonsensical player on the planet!

MoyoGENERAL: 1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for
90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds
picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the
engine of a
Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight,
occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that
has
no focus.
5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the
car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis
Obilis
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't
shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My
grandma
is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic
to
goals.

Question.
a stationary mass of 60 mikels is pushed up the field
60meters for 5 minutes. Before it stops it encounters some moving bodies of 12 modrics, 15
fernandinho and 35 matics. Calculate the deceleration of the mass in mikel/seconds...hence,
to bring the mass back in motion, the force required in OBI is?.....( 2 mikel= 1 modric, 1.5
mikels=1 fernandinho, 1.25 mikel= 1 matics)....lol

Hahahahahahahaha
Niceeee

once dubbed the next okocha. Mourinho changed this guys destiny. He would have been a better player had he joined man utd then

Mikel is a player dat receives a lot of criticism, yet, his coaches can't do without him. He may not shoot or score as u wish, but he brings stability to d team.

VIPERVENOM: once dubbed the next okocha. Mourinho changed this guys destiny. He would have been a better player had he joined man utd then

like Anderson?

pat077: like Anderson?

anything that happened to anderson was all his fault. If mikel had joined man utd, SAF wouldn't have bought carrick

Kog45: What is Mikel?Mikel is a player that football pundits like you refused to understand and it will take third eyes to really understand who is Mikel.Mikel may be slower than snail or even lack focus as you put it but Keshi cannot do without him,asking Keshi what is Mikel?would give you an answer.Did you realize that Super Eagle have won two man of the match in this ongoing World Cup and one belong to Mikel,the other to Osase.I believe after this World Cup,Keshi will tells Nigerians that Mikel is the best Super Eagle player with facts that will make me and you look like a lame man in the World of Football.

Sometimes I wonder what these coaches see in him! aside from his defensive abilities most times he offers little while attacking!!!!!!he needs to step up his game in this tournament, he loses ball a lot and he hasn't won so ,many tackles.

blueto: he just copied and pasted!

bros solve my question na
lol

pat077: Mikel is a player dat receives a lot of criticism, yet, his coaches can't do without him. He may not shoot or score as u wish, but he brings stability to d team.

you mean defensive stability!!!!abi...cos he can't just attack and put pressure on opponents

VIPERVENOM: anything that happened to anderson was all his fault. If mikel had joined man utd, SAF wouldn't have bought carrick

agreed....he would have replaced Keane.....I just wish we can turn back the hands of time, imagine how great an attacking midfielder he would have been now!!!!