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| Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:49pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Thank you Lord Satan for all you did for me this year. I will never forget. Mission accomplished. I remain your humble servant, Alfa Seltzer. 1 Like |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
You must be a DEMON. 4 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:58pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
matify: Forget those lies you were fed. We don't bite. 3 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: Of course, you are not Suarez. But seriously, are you joking? 2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by texanomaly(f): 5:07pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... geez...make up your mind already...you're making me dizzy! Which Tex are you expecting here? hehe |
| Re: Thank You Satan by durella4(m): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Who is dis?  |
| Re: Thank You Satan by kadas01(m): 5:38pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Our God Almighty! The Great Creator of Heaven and Earth would surely judge you and your satan! HE (God The Father) is also watching you! 2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Butoneday2(m): 5:40pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: Thank you Lord Satan for all you did for me this year.Shege dankpuruba, kai danbanza 3 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
texanomaly: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... My mind was never in doubt. 1 Like |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Swagahyk(m): 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: Thank you Lord Satan for all you did for me this year.Youngman! make yourself clear, what are you up to. |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Swagahyk(m): 6:36pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
na for dis kyn mumu post i d dey for frontpage |
| Re: Thank You Satan by texanomaly(f): 6:47pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: Hmmmm...so what was all the "Christian" talk about. Were you pulling a Uyi? |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Rilwayne001: 7:36pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: Thank you Lord Satan for all you did for me this year.Mumu...thought you said you are now a xtian |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Welcome back Brother. Satan Our Lord always rewards the faithful. May he give your wandering feet rest.  3 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by texanomaly(f): 8:03pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
aManFromMars: Welcome back Brother. ^^^Are you serious with this? smh |
| Re: Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:19pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
texanomaly: You must have mistaken me with someone else. 1 Like |
| Re: Thank You Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:20pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Rilwayne001: I never said such nonsense. Satan forbid! 2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Rilwayne001: 8:26pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer:lol |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
aManFromMars: Welcome back Brother. Possessed already  Smdh!1 Like |
| Re: Thank You Satan by cold(m): 9:33pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Lol..i was never fooled by all that christian talk. Anyways,Satan and God are one and the same. So no difference there 2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Ukutsgp(m): 9:52pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Is the op sound at all. Maybe he needs a brain checkup. God is the only one that is worthy of praise. |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Donfamous(m): 10:20pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
aManFromMars: Welcome back Brother.aren't u an atheist? 2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by texanomaly(f): 10:21pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer: *rolls eyes* here we go again... |
| Re: Thank You Satan by texanomaly(f): 10:22pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Don famous: aren't u an atheist? He's a comedian too. 4 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Donfamous(m): 10:23pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Alfa Seltzer:Satan is d father of all liars. You even opened a thread that you are now a Christian. It was after then u also opened anoda thread about. "isn't it being.a gay if a man says he loves Jesus." . |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Macelliot(m): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Don famous: Satan is d father of all liars. You even opened a thread that you are now a Christian. It was after then u also opened anoda thread about. "isn't it being.a gay if a man says he loves Jesus." . Don't mind alfa seltzer He doesn't understands what the word LOVE means... He mistook love for lust. he thinks that love is sex. What an ignoramus! Mr. Alfa, It is still not too late! May God have mercy upon ur dear Soul... Amen. 3 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Macelliot(m): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Don famous: Satan is d father of all liars. You even opened a thread that you are now a Christian. It was after then u also opened anoda thread about. "isn't it being.a gay if a man says he loves Jesus." . 1 Like |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Macelliot(m): 10:53pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Rilwayne001: mumu. I thought u said u are now a Christian? Don famous: Satan is d father of all liars. You even opened a thread that you are now a Christian. It was after then u also opened anoda thread about. "isn't it being.a gay if a man says he loves Jesus." . texanomaly:Have u all forgotten? Didn't u noticed that nairaland lost its data of 6 months ago? Nairaland revoluted back... Obviously, Alfa Seltzer information data was also lost..... His brain is still hibernating... Give him some months, he will come back to his senses and renouce satan..... Alfa seltzer, come back to your senses in Jesus mighty name... To GOD ALMIGHTY be the Glory, Praises, Honor and Adoration in Jesus name... Amen. 7 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by macof(m): 10:58pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Lol, satan the undisputed champion of the universe ....Bible universe that is  |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Rilwayne001: 11:00pm On Jun 27, 2014 |
Macelliot: lol |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Lionpikin(m): 2:36am On Jun 28, 2014 |
This is one of the beauties of atheism, you choose to serve any god at anytime of your choice   2 Likes |
| Re: Thank You Satan by Lionpikin(m): 2:39am On Jun 28, 2014 |
Alfa your fellow satanists still full here o,Ave satanas  1 Like |
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