TECHNICAL SLAP:
This one wrongly constructs and reconstructs your face

Recycled topic mmtcheewww

There is dis kan slap way my mum use to give us den...its reset memory,within d next 15 secs u wnt remember anything even ur name....
I love u momma u d best

Lmao.

Olucheye: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted or bought with a price.

IGBATI (Face Slap) : this will make you correct your wrong immediately!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBAJUN (Same As Ifoti & Igbati) , IGBARUN & IFORUN (Neck Slap) will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI (Buttock Slap): will make you pee in your new pants!

Now ABARA (Random Back Slap): this is the worst of it all because it comes randomly on you, anywhere on back.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is;

IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°, it makes you see stars). When you receive this one, you will lose balance and your head will go into auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. You will even confess what you never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft and Dumb).


With Love From Oduduwa Nation.

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1. JET ENGINE SLAP: You will be hearing this homing in your ear like ¤whhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii¤
I don receive am once from my Secondary sch Principal.

2. CARTOGRAHIC SLAP: This type keeps tracing (paining and scratching) the edge of the palm that slapped you. The inner palm might stop hotting but hours after the slap, the edge will be scratching you.

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ok new topic ****types of look****
#Op u dey craze look:dis kin look wey u look op wey post ds tin
#if i catch u look
#i b ur mate?? look
#i go slap u look
#explaination look


★Op u tink say na only u waka come??

Intellectual slap: where you get to see all the fifty shades of your short-comings

sod09: There is dis kan slap way my mum use to give us den...its reset memory,within d next 15 secs u wnt remember anything even ur name....
I love u momma u d best

lol

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xynerise: Epileptic Slap: The kind of slap pastors give. When you get this slap you start rolling on the floor

buhahahahahaha

Olucheye: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted or bought with a price.

IGBATI (Face Slap) : this will make you correct your wrong immediately!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBAJUN (Same As Ifoti & Igbati) , IGBARUN & IFORUN (Neck Slap) will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI (Buttock Slap): will make you pee in your new pants!

Now ABARA (Random Back Slap): this is the worst of it all because it comes randomly on you, anywhere on back.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is;

IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°, it makes you see stars). When you receive this one, you will lose balance and your head will go into auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. You will even confess what you never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft and Dumb).


With Love From Oduduwa Nation.

cant stop laughing

Marathon slap: My guy still dey explain who give am camonflage short make e wear, before I know, up2 36 different God oppose,thinking,stop talking,mature,iron hand,barrack made, don't complain slaps don dey fall like rain for my friend face......once the army man release my friend, my guy just start thise wicked run, infact Usain Bolt nor fit meet am for road

CharlieMaria: Ftc things.

Dancing on top transformer.

charlie, it feels good to be back after that e-tsunami

Hiv/Aids Slap.
possibilities is that you will contact the deadly virus after the Slap.

slapping is fast becoming a dying form of art.(act)

RED SLAP: the kind of slap giving to the OP and MOD for putting this on front page.

Déjà vu or what This made front page some months ago.

For those people who think caring is
by asking questions like----- have
you eaten? have you taken ur bath?
Did you sleep well? Did you go out
2day? Where are you now? Hope
you're fine? Eeh..... i think you should improve
more by asking.....
Do i get you some food stuff? What
type of soap and cream do i get you?
Do you need sum money 2 change
your wardrobe? Do i send you some
cash for your checkups? Oh! Baby i just
received my salary now, hope
you don't mind if i take you out and
spoil you a little? Can you send me ur
bank account so i can send you
something to support your business?
Alright dear i just call to know how you're
faring and to know if
you need a recharge card to call ur
mum. Hehehehe.... friendship wil be
sweet

no one beats the TELEGRAPHIC SLAP! cos of its unique Athletism and connectivity

Stale...If i'm not mistaken,this same sh#t made frontpage some month or year(s) ago and now again? Could it be dat there's nothing better to dicuss or nairaland has nothing better to offer again? SMH

ojeffo:
"Gives him FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP"

ddooskie:

charlie, it feels good to be back after that e-tsunami

Ddooskie welcome. Hope you have downloaded the stuff I told you?

monosoto slap

Twinkle twinkle little stars slap: When given this, you will begin to see some twinkling stars. You have remain still for some time to regain you vision.

Is these topic suppose to make us laugh or wat..cuz i dont just get it hmmmmmm

Olucheye: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted or bought with a price.

IGBATI (Face Slap) : this will make you correct your wrong immediately!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBAJUN (Same As Ifoti & Igbati) , IGBARUN & IFORUN (Neck Slap) will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI (Buttock Slap): will make you pee in your new pants!

Now ABARA (Random Back Slap): this is the worst of it all because it comes randomly on you, anywhere on back.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is;

IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°, it makes you see stars). When you receive this one, you will lose balance and your head will go into auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. You will even confess what you never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft and Dumb).


With Love From Oduduwa Nation.

I love creative writers........this is brilliant, well done man. You made Yoruba language very exciting

ROTFL . @ all dis type of slaps gat ma rib cracking

o..mo....people has experience slaps in different dimension.

Silencer SLAP( aka...last respect slap); the moment you receive this type of slap ...u just remain silent for like 20 minute. ;DROTFL . @ all dis type of slaps gat ma rib cracking

o..mo....people has experience slaps in different dimension.

Silencer SLAP( aka...last respect slap); the moment you receive this type of slap ...u just remain silent for like 20 minute.

ROTFL . @ all dis type of slaps gat ma rib cracking

o..mo....people has experience slaps in different dimension.



Silencer SLAP( aka...last respect slap); the moment you receive this type of slap ...u just remain silent for like 20 minute.