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Akpos by mawefavour: 7:51am On Jun 28, 2014
TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?

AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days sonow
we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and
we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up atleast 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off to....click link to continue reading.... www.maweprospa..com

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