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Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 6:36am On Jun 29, 2014
1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by mployer(m): 7:52am On Jun 29, 2014
lipsrsealed

I think most men want to be a caring husband but then something else drives them somewhere. I am and will always be the caring type smiley

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:23am On Jun 29, 2014
Am a loving husband to be,my wife go enjoy me wella...she will be lucky to have a guy like me as hubby.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 2:06pm On Jun 29, 2014
Oh well, i guess my number is 10 then

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Re: Types Of Husbands by ATSOMEH(f): 2:47pm On Jun 29, 2014
Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 4:51pm On Jun 29, 2014
Nice categorisations.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by parismarc: 9:06pm On Jun 29, 2014
Hian! All the husbands are claiming number 10, na lie joor. So where are all the husbands and supporters of the husbands of the thread starters on naira land who tell us their stories of woes? Where do they fall?

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:44pm On Jun 29, 2014
Na so then D̶̲̥̅̊εγ
Lie,, if Ɣ☺ΰ
Reach their home,, Ɣ☺ΰ
Go see as some men dey maltreat their wiVes

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Bantino(m): 11:15pm On Jun 29, 2014
Op, plz edit your post and remove number 10, lets see the one they will claim... grin

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Kanwulia: 11:33pm On Jun 29, 2014
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 5:27am On Jun 30, 2014
Yomieluv: Am a loving husband to be,my wife go enjoy me wella...she will be lucky to have a guy like me as hubby.
I doubt this cuz you are a mysterious person ..... !!

U don't like disturbance grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 9:47am On Jun 30, 2014
This movie is the answer to this question. Very real and practical: the diary of a tired black man

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Obinoscopy(m): 4:55am On Aug 02, 2014
How about types of wives?

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Re: Types Of Husbands by egopersonified(f): 9:15am On Aug 02, 2014
Pls all of u claiming caring husband, u are in no position to reply this thread, ask your wives to answer for you, if they arent on nl, sorry. But I refuse to take your word for it.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by AtheistD(m): 9:37am On Aug 02, 2014
9. Visiting husband

Sadly due to the tough economic situation many men are in this position. How does one balance work with time for the family? That is an important question.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Pavore9: 11:41am On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.
Why are you not comfortable with the spiritual part, If he is not an occultist?

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Bantino(m): 11:49am On Aug 02, 2014
Hmmmm...
Re: Types Of Husbands by Firefire(m): 12:05pm On Aug 02, 2014
undecided
Re: Types Of Husbands by free2ryhme: 12:05pm On Aug 02, 2014
@ salaksmana, where you belong for this category
Re: Types Of Husbands by Tucees(f): 12:06pm On Aug 02, 2014
Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:07pm On Aug 02, 2014
Waiting for types of wife thread am sure it's been typed.
Mine is no 10 but sometimes he can be no.......
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:07pm On Aug 02, 2014
I am numbers 1 to 9 rolled into one. . . .

Yet she thinks I'm the best horseband in the world.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by joomiegirl(f): 12:07pm On Aug 02, 2014
parismarc: Hian! All the husbands are claiming number 10, na lie joor. So where are all the husbands and supporters of the husbands of the thread starters on naira land who tell us their stories of woes? Where do they fall?
grin grin grin

#siddonlookspectatormodeActivated

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:08pm On Aug 02, 2014
Number 10 is good except for spiritual.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by SmooshCHN: 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lol
Re: Types Of Husbands by jsunex(m): 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lolaabokoku: Na so then D̶̲̥̅̊εγ
Lie,, if Ɣ☺ΰ
Reach their home,, Ɣ☺ΰ
Go see as some men dey maltreat their wiVes


Lolaabokoku shay o le ba mi ku grin smiley

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Re: Types Of Husbands by tbagjames(m): 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
My future wife will be in a better position to tell which group i belong to. Till then
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool
Are you even married

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Re: Types Of Husbands by SmooshCHN: 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014
See all these future landlord dey book space grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014
I Think We Also Need, Another Thread For Types Of Wives.
Re: Types Of Husbands by scribble: 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014
ah i must talk

Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool
Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry
Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool
I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!
I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!
TUFIAKWA!!!!!
We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!
I love my space!!!!!! cool

have you married an igbo man before or are you currently married to one? #justasking

and as for, @yomieluv even God knows no man born of a woman can satisfy a woman 100%, there is no perfect. And it is vice versa.

EVERYBODY has at least one character flaw...and it always rears its ugly head.

God give us the grace to find someone that will love each and everyone of us Flaws and All.

Spoken like a true General Husband. The Caring Type. o/ cool tongue

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Re: Types Of Husbands by slimfredo(m): 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2014
orh

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