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dyt babe:

Moju
Oh sweet Di Maria

Make I never vex seun oo
*runs away*

e be lyk say u want make ur ban long like methuselah age. Argentina don score?

agrovick: and its settled, dont i just love u? What do u want? U can stroke my beards while u are thinking abt it

u have a neat beard. When did you start growing a beard?

But seriously going through dat story our girls are good and ok even if they ask for 1000 naira recharge card with out saying thank u....

For me i no fit follow that kind girl oh

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Abeg,is dat woman from dis part of the world? i go like knw her very well

Eleyi ga gan o.. .. Innocent pikin say him nor do again..ko se mò! You cum dey bug that same innocent tshild.. That lady is an IR.RI.TA.NT!

So this is what would have been happening to naija guys if not for unstable network and electricity.

This is d kind of gal we call "Custress".

Tallesty1:
This is not true, Oyibo people too dey lie. We have only 10080 minutes in one week so how long did it take calls to connect? How many seconds did the ringing last? How many minutes did it take her to compose the emails and texts? Does it mean she didn't eat, urinate, bath or change her clothes during this period? Does it mean her ex's phone doesn't have blacklist? How about the battery? Is it one million mah? I no believe abeg.

Oga dem say the woman use 3 phones and ofcourse maybe another device for the emails. And you re still asking questions like a physics student.
Na waoh for U.

Meestique: Her name shld enter the guiness book of record.. The guy sef no get 'off' button for im phone?

abi o

Mondisweets: u have a neat beard. When did you start growing a beard?

just recently and its still a bit low

ty-tymer:

See true love.

.. that's not true love that's obsession

B4 nko!!! You think its like you naija babes that take three years to fall in love

If this is true because i actually doubts it then the lady's health must be stalk often. She is just obsess with the guy

NickiRoman: .. that's not true love that's obsession

why are people getting worked up cos I called it true love? From her point of view, she was showing him true love and he needed to see it every blessed day for it to "sink in" Is that so hard to understand? Phew!

It's a big lie if actually a week contains only 10080 minutes. Assume it took her 20secs to compose a text, she sent him 41229 text. I.e 41229 times 20secs equals 824580secs whch z equal to 13743 minutes for text alone. Email: 1937 times 20secs equals abt 645 minutes for email alone. Letter: 647 times 20secs equals 12940secs whch is equal to 215 minutes. Sung: 217 times 20secs equal to 4340secs whch is equal to 72 minutes. Sum d minutes we av 14675 minutes. 14675mins is gr8ta dan 10080mins. Plus al d calls

ty-tymer:

See true love madness

Fixed !

moneybag100: lol this one don pass true na original love lol

With NAFDAC number...

No expiry date..

Meestique: Shey as the phone been dey ring non-stop, another call enter?

For the phone to stay alive, he dey charge am to register 77, 000 missed calls.

NEPA help am well.

Meestique: Her name shld enter the guiness book of record.. The guy sef no get 'off' button for im phone?

For one week?

Chimarto: Please I need Mexico dating website.

New Mexico is not in Mexico
It is a State in the USA

Vig-86:
It's a big lie if actually a week contains only 10080 minutes. Assume it took her 20secs to compose a text, she sent him 41229 text. I.e 41229 times 20secs equals 824580secs whch z equal to 13743 minutes for text alone. Email: 1937 times 20secs equals abt 645 minutes for email alone. Letter: 647 times 20secs equals 12940secs whch is equal to 215 minutes. Sung: 217 times 20secs equal to 4340secs whch is equal to 72 minutes. Sum d minutes we av 14675 minutes. 14675mins is gr8ta dan 10080mins. Plus al d calls

How do you know she didn't just type and resend the same email message and texts continually
It is very possible
There are programs that can send multiple email and texts per second to several people,I bet they can also do same to the same address and number.
Telemarketers and spam mailers should know what I am talking about

Tallesty1:
This is not true, Oyibo people too dey lie. We have only 10080 minutes in one week so how long did it take calls to connect? How many seconds did the ringing last? How many minutes did it take her to compose the emails and texts? Does it mean she didn't eat, urinate, bath or change her clothes during this period? Does it mean her ex's phone doesn't have blacklist? How about the battery? Is it one million mah? I no believe abeg.

No be Naija network dem dey use for Mexico oh!

okonja:

No be Naija network dem dey use for Mexico oh!

lols, I been dey think say nah airtel

Lorlaahlozz: she is vewi sick.......urgent care needed

chaii!! There's God oooo..

e no get wetin person nor go hear

[quote
author=Tallesty1]
This is not true, Oyibo people too dey lie. We have only 10080 minutes
in one week so how long did it take calls to connect? How many seconds
did the ringing last? How many minutes did it take her to compose the
emails and texts? Does it mean she didn't eat, urinate, bath or change
her clothes during this period? Does it mean her ex's phone doesn't have
blacklist? How about the battery? Is it one million mah? I no believe
abeg.[/quote] u no see say na three phones she used? multiply those ur minutes by three