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| HELP She Really Wants To Kill Herself by habayommy: 9:33am On Jul 03, 2014 |
I received this message and I don't know what to say....... My name is Ngozi Okafor, a lawyer resident in Abuja. My husband told me that it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without him is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank malt with milk but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction I prepared turkey and gizzard with cranberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I no die. Right now I'm so confused because I just finished eating fried rice with maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. Please, I am confused right now. What should I do? Or should I try plantain with chicken? I need your advice please!I received this message and I don't know what to say....... My name is Ngozi Okafor, a lawyer resident in Abuja. My husband told me that it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without him is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank malt with milk but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction I prepared turkey and gizzard with cranberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I no die. Right now I'm so confused because I just finished eating fried rice with maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. Please, I am confused right now. What should I do? Or should I try plantain with chicken? I need your advice please |
| Re: HELP She Really Wants To Kill Herself by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 03, 2014 |
Write your will and bring to me... I have something that will kill you in a twinkle of an eye... |
| Re: HELP She Really Wants To Kill Herself by Gclan(m): 10:25am On Jul 03, 2014 |
Tell her to eat okpa with water she will die within a twinkle of an eye |
| Re: HELP She Really Wants To Kill Herself by Fatalveli(m): 1:29pm On Jul 03, 2014 |
frankben: Write your will and bring to me... I have something that will kill you in a twinkle of an eye...lols |
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