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Jokes. by Jomrichy1(m): 2:01pm On Jul 03, 2014
Akpos just got a job as a porter
in
a five star hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him:
"...in here we give every
customer
personalized services and you
have to be very observant so
you
know how to address their
every
need even before they ask"
Before the manager could
finish, a
couple walked through the
hotel
entrance and the manager
quickly
approached them, nicely took
their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is
our
delight to have you in our
hotel.
Please come this way to the
reception"
... and he led them to the
reception.
After the couple had been
taken
care of, Akpos asked the
manager,
"Has the couple been visiting
this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the
manager.
"So how come you knew their
name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be
very
observant. All I had to do was
quickly look at the label on
their
baggage while I'm taking it
from
them and see the name on the
tag".
"Oh, here comes another
couple.
Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he
hurriedly
approached the couple, helped
them with their luggage and
said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR
HAND MADE LEATHER! We are
delighted to have you in our
hotel..."
The manager fainted!
How many like for Jomrichy?..

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