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6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Ayire(m): 4:46pm On Jul 03, 2014
For decades hip hop stars have paid tribute to the “big booty”. The full, round and shapely asset is so sought after that , women have taken to getting butt implants just to fill out (or spill out of) their jeans.

Little do they know that having big booty comes at a price…

Some are subtle, others are ridiculous, but all of them are rip-you-hair-out annoying. Here is a list of some of the most common issues us girls blessed with a large derriere have.

1. Skinny jeans never fit you properly

Finding skinny jeans are a nightmare: they are either too small for your hips or too big for your calves. It is near impossible to find a pair of jeans that fits your whole leg properly.

2. Pulling out wedgies is a mining expedition

When your panties ride up or your thong travels in too deep, you can’t subtly fix yourself up. Having a big bum means having more flesh to dig through when retrieving that small, irritating piece of cloth.

2. Pulling out wedgies is a mining expedition
When your panties ride up or your thong travels in too deep, you can’t subtly fix yourself up. Having a big bum means having more flesh to dig through when retrieving that small, irritating piece of cloth.

3. Skirts and dresses are always too short at the back
Big bums magically transform knee high skirts into minis and minis into underwear. The protruding asset needs more material to cover it up. This means you are always pulling your skirt down or you walk around with your butt sticking out.

4. Lying on your back for long is out of the question
The bigger the bum, the bigger the distance between the small of your back and the surface you are lying on. This distance creates a tunnel between you and the bed – one that is so uncomfortable you eventually have to turn on your side.

5. Your bum becomes an independent entity that bumps into everything
Small spaces or crowded rooms become minefields you have to navigate as your bum tends to bump into everything remotely close to you. You find yourself apologising to strangers for grinding on them when you pass by.

6. Your face plays second fiddle to your bum
There is a real problem when people compliment your bum more than your face. No amount of make-up, winks or pouting will ever be as good as your spank worthy asset.



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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by MayflowerB(f): 5:10pm On Jul 03, 2014
Op u are so on point.....no 1 and 3 happens to me a lot

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jul 03, 2014
But still we rock...

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Djicemob: 5:22pm On Jul 03, 2014
No 6 so true. tongue
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by crackhaus: 5:25pm On Jul 03, 2014
mmmmmhhhm, na here we go begin see some chicks dey claim big nyansh.

Don't worry ladies, I will leave it to baba and pray over it for you...big nyansh is your portion before the year 2014 runs out IJN grin

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by yorex2011: 5:29pm On Jul 03, 2014
Pics to support your claims and source too.... Or it might be hard to believe
undecided undecided

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by sexmachine01(f): 5:38pm On Jul 03, 2014
Xenaf: But still we rock...

cry cry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by sassygal(f): 5:40pm On Jul 03, 2014
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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by UjSizzle(f): 5:42pm On Jul 03, 2014
So right OP. All this excess bum gives me a headache embarassed



Oh I just saw a moniker........ Suarezilla, really? grin grin
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Tallesty1(m): 5:42pm On Jul 03, 2014
Xenaf: But still we rock...
Rock in Butt-world abi in naija?



BTW how do u get to clean it properly after pooping?

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Suarezilla(m): 5:47pm On Jul 03, 2014
uj_sizzle: So right OP. All this excess bum gives me a headache embarassed



Oh I just saw a moniker........ Suarezilla, really? grin grin
Don't really get wats amusing u dear big-butted-lady.U wanna shed a portion of ur big butt or wat?Better still I cud chew off some part off for free grin

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 03, 2014
Xenaf: But still we rock...
make I see ur yansh pic tongue

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by imsuboi(m): 6:31pm On Jul 03, 2014
grin grin nairaland sha
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by nikkypearl(f): 6:45pm On Jul 03, 2014
undecidedHmm!make I check if I gt big bombay
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by dre11(m): 6:47pm On Jul 03, 2014
Having everything in excess is dangerous to the health......
Even having the boobs in excess is not good for health and the eyesgrin
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by MabraO: 6:49pm On Jul 03, 2014
MayflowerB: Op u are so on point.....no 1 and 3 happens to me a lot

Picture or I don't believe it

Xenaf: But still we rock...

sassygal: 2,3,6 way so annoying

Let's see some pix cheesy

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by SpaceGoatt: 7:13pm On Jul 03, 2014
MayflowerB: Op u are so on point.....no 1 and 3 happens to me a lot
for your mind..
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by RAPMAN02(m): 7:27pm On Jul 03, 2014
bombay
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by yorex2011: 7:42pm On Jul 03, 2014
Xenaf: But still we rock...
Gini bu 'rock'? undecided
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by jnrbayano(m): 7:43pm On Jul 03, 2014
If flat bum ladies tell you their sorrow you will know that what you have up there is nothing.

Op take note. smiley

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by jnrbayano(m): 7:44pm On Jul 03, 2014
yorex2011:
Gini bu 'rock'? undecided

Okwute or nkpume or Cephas cheesy
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by FlintGuevara(m): 7:57pm On Jul 03, 2014
nikkypearl: undecidedHmm!make I check if I gt big bombay
Done checking? What did you find out?
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by tpraiz(m): 7:57pm On Jul 03, 2014
Pixure or WedonhtBeliv...........
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jul 03, 2014
Tallesty1:
Rock in Bum-world abi in naija?



BTW how do u get to clean it properly after pooping?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by mimiejacobz(f): 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2014
Hehe,evry gal hia is nw claiming to have big bums

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by SELENAqueensy(f): 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2014
grin grin grin
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 03, 2014
Tallesty1:
Rock in Bum-world abi in naija?





BTW how do u get to clean it properly after pooping?

They will use one hand to push d bum bum one side first before using d tissue

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Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by jnrbayano(m): 8:37pm On Jul 03, 2014
Tallesty1:
Rock in Bum-world abi in naija?



BTW how do u get to clean it properly after pooping?

Chai chai!

You just made me faint momentarily with laughter

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by gsalvatore: 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2014
I dislike big bum bum or whatever its called...

Too much Rumples..make the whole parameter go offensive easily.

Also makes unclading a heck of a job.

Makes me remember Rumplestillskin.
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Ayire(m): 8:45pm On Jul 03, 2014
uj_sizzle: So right OP. All this excess bum gives me a headache embarassed



Oh I just saw a moniker........ Suarezilla, really? grin grin

I go like see am sha!! (-_-)
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Ayire(m): 8:46pm On Jul 03, 2014
mimiejacobz: Hehe,evry gal hia is nw claiming to have big bums

I tire!
Re: 6 Problems Only Big Butted Girls Will Understand by Ayire(m): 8:48pm On Jul 03, 2014
nikkypearl: undecidedHmm!make I check if I gt big bombay
*zooms pic* alas! all I see is boobs

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