ALERT!!!My people be very careful these days...

this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home....my face oooooooo i cant
believe what just happened to me, Wonders shall never end.

I was standing in front of the entrance of my house to open d gate so I can drive in. Then
one woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before.

So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then
the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Abia State, umuahia, in February to be precise.

Oops! Madam, I have never been
to Abia State this year was my reply.
Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI - TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if
the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200°C.
I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if
there was another person behind her, but there was none. I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not
recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the hot slap came the second time . Jeez!
I couldn't bear it any longer. I regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning.

I held the woman's shirt and started pulling her as am pulling your legs now. Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una
dey serious dey read am!.

Lmfao

This sections's standard keeps falling everyday with the emergence of new so called "jokers"

Lmao

What do we expect from person like you.

Hahahaha...

Na my leg you dey pull abi na my hand?? Na my leg I use dey scroll am? Annointed mugu!

So u're perfect in dis na y u come dey post am 4 nairaland, u 4 go sell am 2 basket mouth