Although I do have a feeling that Titanic is cursed; Thus it would sink.....The good side to this is that there will be enough boats to carry them all...We also do have helicopters available now, so I'm sure less than 1,500 (idiots, who pay 1mil for this rawbish),will die this time around.

berem: Nigerians will definitely be part of this Titanic Luxury Ride.

Lol...exactly.

berem: Nigerians will definitely be part of this Titanic Luxury Ride.

That mean people go look for there fones tire be that lol

I've already voluntered to be the JACK, who's gonna be my ROSE? Don't worry, this time Jack & Rose will survive anything...and live happilly ever after. So who's gonna be my partner here?

berem: Amen o! My dear I claim it in Jesus name!

Dont Just pray, work hard.

berem: Amen o! My dear I claim it in Jesus name!

Dont Just pray, work hard. God is not a magician.

Pls watch out for my next stage performance on the Titanic giant...

Lopsoj comedy bomb blast.. It going to be laughterforic. I promise you that..

Get your Ticket from boko guys cuz dey won't wat to miss out of the show.

Lopsoj;;;;;

Gclan: Its going to be a luxury ride

Make I go find money to book ticket for person wey go write my name as next of kin..

berem: ...but we have Aliko Dangote. He will look into the situation

Aliko is an african and will never waste his money on such thing. He'll rather produce Sugar with multi-vitamins and sell to a common man.

sunnywhyt: It will surely sink also

Your reasoning being?

centje: correct guy! but unfortunately, there're measures in place to block all artists, so that this titanic II doesn't sink

Lol. Not just artists, but arrogant husbands and flirty wives too.

Rich people don't know what to do with their money again.

Its an epic. Beautiful. anyway guess he won't make statements that ll challange God like the captain of titanic 1

Hope I won't be watching Titanic part 2 years later

I no dey enta o, maybe nah Nkechi and Nnamdi go crash am dis time.

Let us pray.

I hope Titanic II will not be sunk by Iceberg II

Dreams really do come true, I know somebody in nairaland will board that ship come 2016.

Awesome!
Btw,Nobleval where are u with our facts?
E no go better for poverty and NL crash.

Errrrr....
They should have choppers on standby just incase they might hit ice again


SAW

TribalEAST: yes...this crew will certainly make it cos they've embezzled enough. Would've prayed for an ice berg if not for the innocent ones that'll be on board

Lwkmd! You na proper crazeman

Okonjo is the fraggle with the dreamy eyes while Deaziani is the pretty one. Rotfl!

Abati should have been the tall fraggle in the middle because of his suave confidence

You wouldn't catch me onboard first voyage

Who wants to travel by ship, anyway? A ship modeled after an old-age architectural wreck with NO modern amenities whilst wearing stiff 1920's attire?? What a sentimental waste of money!

i love what i see its fanterblouse :Di love what i see its fanterblouse

Alright people.

I'm playing as Jack - Dafuq is my Rose?

El Guapo: Alright people.

I'm playing as Jack - Dafuq is my Rose?

PM Idowuogbo. She will be the perfect Rose

herald9:
Lolz... painting will be a looong process now...
The dude go just roll out his samsung galaxy...
B4 u say 'jack'!
There goes ur picz!

jummy!!!

Rotfl!

Mad Cow: I will go on this Boat...

They won't allow mad Cows into the ship. They don't want an outbreak of ebola virus on the ship. Odikwa too risky

Make dem no go tok say d ship dey unsinkable o b4 dey send passengers on suicide mission.

berem: Nigerians will definitely be part of this Titanic Luxury Ride.

I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tell U̶̲̥̅̊ , Naija no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go wan carry last for this kind thing!
I trust 'em !

Evn if dere more life boats trust me no b evribody 4 d ship d tin go contain, durin d sinkin of d last titanic der was selection of people (preferential treatment) dat will use d life boats

Infomizer:

Lol. Not just artists, but arrogant husbands and flirty wives too.

You mean arrogant fiancees. Nice one.