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Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by taurus21: 10:51pm On Jul 04, 2014
A Barclays Bank branch in England was closed temporarily after a man strolled in wearing shorts and flip-flops around lunchtime on Friday and deposited multiple poops on the floor.
The "well-to-do" customer apparently wasn't interested in banking when he walked into the branch in Andovers around lunchtime on Friday.
Customer Gareth McCarthy saw the determined dumper.
"He didn't say anything at all, but you can tell from his face he looked angry," McCarthy said, according to the Daily Star. "I wasn't really paying attention until I noticed a foul, but unmistakable smell. I looked at the guy and he was just calmly walking around the bank -- going to all the areas he could." The man also purposefully pooped on the bank stairs.
"It's quite clear what he was doing -- he just had this calm but angry look on his face, as he walked around leaving special deposits on the floor," McCarthy said. "And then as calmly as he walked in. he left. Staff didn't know what on earth had just happened. The stench was unreal." The branch closed down while bank employees cleaned up the mess.
"I have no idea who that guy is, and why he covered the bank in excrement, but he didn't look ill – he just looked a bit smug as he walked out," McCarthy said. Source: http:///qeIADq

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Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by Dubby6(m): 10:55pm On Jul 04, 2014
Dat shitt na time bomb from BH or Al- Queda
Did he pull before he started..
Men dey oo
Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by opylas(m): 11:11pm On Jul 04, 2014
grin...very funny! Oyinbo madness tooshhh o. I dn't knw if I can get ova ds; m still laughing.

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Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by ggrin(f): 11:17pm On Jul 04, 2014
Oh lawd of shit
Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by freshness2020: 12:40am On Jul 05, 2014
After they would say we behave like monkeys, which African man can do such!

SMH

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Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by ihedinobi2: 11:21pm On Jul 05, 2014
grin
Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by ayampissed: 11:42pm On Jul 05, 2014
i just hope it isn't a bet.

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Re: Man Walks Into British Bank And Poops Several Times Before Calmly Walking Out by sLEEkudi: 2:16pm On Jul 06, 2014
Lmaooo grin grin cheesy... He deposited a sh!tload grin

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