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I have what i Want! by hotangel2(f): 6:36am On Sep 16, 2005 |
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph. He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster. By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too." The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need." "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?" Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag." |
Re: I have what i Want! by layi(m): 1:21pm On Sep 16, 2005 |
Nice one! |
Re: I have what i Want! by WesleyanA(f): 4:56am On Sep 17, 2005 |
hahahahaha "this is funny hotangel, i've heard it before, but it still cracks me up" |
Re: I have what i Want! by hotangel2(f): 5:02am On Sep 17, 2005 |
Good Job wesley. Thanks for quoting me. |
Re: I have what i Want! by WesleyanA(f): 5:05am On Sep 17, 2005 |
you finally decided to post some of your jokes |
Re: I have what i Want! by hotangel2(f): 5:06am On Sep 17, 2005 |
I know right. And i spammed nairaland with them. I love jokes... but i mostly just read them and laugh. I had to find my best jokes and post on here. |
Re: I have what i Want! by fabian(f): 9:44am On Sep 21, 2005 |
Good for him! |
Re: I have what i Want! by vexxy(f): 1:09am On Sep 27, 2005 |
very funny! |
Re: I have what i Want! by uchetobi(f): 3:21pm On Oct 07, 2005 |
Lots of laughter |
Re: I have what i Want! by Oracle(m): 2:52am On Sep 28, 2006 |
funny, well she really got what she wanted |
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