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Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
frankben: yo can try me out.... You go like me.... I swe** |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
frankben: subtle to say that she's a liarlols, I didn't even think in that direction....it might not be so, maybe she didn't understand trending fashion then |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by TyTymer(m): 2:04pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
xynerise:Oya tell us about Rosie |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by TyTymer(m): 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
frankben: yo can try me out.... You go like me.... I swe**My guy, she fit don marry, born pikin. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
MadCow1: [b]As a Student in school, one Sunday whilst at church, my phone rang and when I answered, it was the sweetest and most angelic voice I have ever heard in my life. Barely 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized she had called the wrong number and I was a bit reluctant to tell her but I did and she apologized and hung up.Such a powerful sense of description! U re good man. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by DKJaleel: 2:09pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
kennygee: Never been on one.lol.. Me too.. Let's do one.. *winks - |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Creamish(f): 2:09pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
MadCow1: Lolz...Its dat painful init? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MizMyColi(f): 2:12pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
KelvinGraphics:*singing in Sound Sultan's Voice* It is a MutUaL sontin |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Sike(m): 2:12pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Lmaoooo. So many funny experience that I can't stop laughing. 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
One of my blind dates.... 9 Likes
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Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
DKJaleel: lol.. Me too.. Let's do one.. *winks - Hehe hehe he |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Grendel(m): 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
blind date is for ugly guys and girls i'm too handsome for blind date 5 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Well, mine happened here on Nairaland... we met some years back then she was still in Europe.. I saw just one of her posts that caught my attention and since then, we have been talking via email, she spoke on phone and the voice did the final injury... She got me totally and I fell magically... She came around to Nigeria, we met, had some things and left back for Europe... Now she is back to Nigeria finally and we should be getting married in less than three weeks. But the day I finally saw her picture... My EXACT dream girl coming to me echoed for weeks... ...and she still holds to that beauty That is my story. 33 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by ibitomisi: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
phayvoursky:Lol, Wo cares you quote him too....... Lol! I must sure pick up someone before the closing session. 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
booqee: u av a very wonderful command of English. you must be a writer... yes? No Miss, I dont write at all except for my regular posts. However, I do read a lot. Thanks for the compliments, Iwill endevour to write more. 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by DKJaleel: 2:18pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
kennygee:I'd take that for a yes...?? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:20pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
jennypinky: Mucho Gracias Senorina. |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by bokoslayer: 2:20pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
This happened when I was visiting one of the cities in the North West Can I call this a blind date? Went for a sunday service at one of the Christ Embassy churches and this goddess walked past me, I did not see the face but I saw the aa.ss (it was neatly wrapped in white skirt). I tried so hard to catch a glimpse of her face but I couldn't cos that point was when first-timers (of which I was one) were called so I could not capture what she looked like. I spoke to my friend that I followed to the church about my aa.ss-tounding encounter and fortunately they are friends. My friend would not give me this girl's number so I had to take her number off his phone without him knowing. I searched for her on social media (facebook, twitter, instagram etc) but couldn't find her. Luckily I found her on linkedin but how am I supposed to start toasting a girl on a website that's meant for professional networking! That was a no-no. I decided to text her from one of the coded sim cards I use to make international calls cos I wanted to go incognito. I was damn too plain - told her I saw her back in church on the said sunday and that I was sure the prayers I said that day were not answered cos I started sinning in my mind right from the moment I saw her - I thought that was a bad line but actually it was a proper ice-breaker! It made us start the conversation on a dirty note! Oh boy, I knew right away this dawg got the cream We arranged a meet-up and we hooked up in her town on Halloween night. Mehn, the babe gorg! She be chale (Ghanian). Went for a meal, then drinks and I begged her to come with me to a Halloween party I was meant to attend in a neighboring town. It was a crazy party with lots of drinks. As the devil would have it, we had to book a hotel in the area around 2.30am. To cut the long story short, this dawg tried his luck (as per naija boy now) and he got all the cream you can think of (Single cream, double cream, whipping cream etc) I couldn't believe my luck, I knew it was one-off though as she never gave me the opportunity to come close to her used sanitary pad not to talk of her panties again I spent another 6 months asking her out before she finally agreed to be my girlfriend. We are history now but I can never forget the experience, it was pure bliss 6 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Karleb(m): 2:20pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
angela98: I met this guy on naira land. Both of us were jobless at that time because we are both always on nairaland. We started by commenting on and quoting each others post. One thing led to the other we exchanged phone numbers and arranged to meet up at shoprite. On that day he got there before me, waiting at the car park. When I arrived I was expecting to meet a black average simple young man. Instead I met a very very handsome humble mix race guy.I was blown away. He was so into me. We settled at a restaurant, catch up on a lot of things, got to know more about each other, we had something to eat and drink etc....he saw me off to my car and we kissed and started dating from there until I found out he dates men as well. He is bisexual. That ain't cool with me I dumped him at once. Love disappeared. Now am single and waiting for the right man... Dumped? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
OBIORAA: My brother set it up for me. I don't know who the girl was but was convinced by my big bross that the girl is what I need at the moment. When I finally agree to meet the girl, he set up a meeting place for us, when I got there the only person I saw there that resembles a woman looks like one of those witch you see in nollywood films. The girl was toooooooo Black, with hairs allover are body including her nose her voice was soo bass that even Barry white blue with envy. The worst was her body odor. God it was a catastropheq odor. I call the number to see if she was the dream girl my bross arranged for me, na so the chick come answer with a bass voice HALLU WARRen ARE U .na so i take off my phone remove my sim whe I buy #10500 that time carry burry for ground so that she fit no get me again. Since then till now I still the get nightmares anytime I remember that day. my stomach !!! |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Creamish: You cant even begin to imagine. I feel violated. 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
booqee: u av a very wonderful command of English. you must be a writer... yes?my long lost love... howdy? |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:21pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Creamish: You cant even begin to imagine. I feel violated. >:9 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:24pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
tuffgongjo: ogbeni where u enter all this while thought u have been swept away by d NL tsunami ni,when u go start your Story again? Aburo mi, I dey o! I login after the storm only to see say Na my re-naming Ceremony wey dem no invite me come na ehn make dem close nairaland. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by kaima1984(f): 2:25pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
MadCow1: [b]As a Student in school, one Sunday whilst at church, my phone rang and when I answered, it was the sweetest and most angelic voice I have ever heard in my life. Barely 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized she had called the wrong number and I was a bit reluctant to tell her but I did and she apologized and hung up.U see an ugly face lik me dey run,no wahala,in our next world,we wil b queens |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by MadCow1: 2:27pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ishilove: Na wah to you o! Anyways, no be lie you talk. I was still young and naive then. I would act differently if faced with the same situation again. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by secretcerish: 2:27pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
mine was rather embarrassing; my elder bro was doing his masters abroad and then i was finishing sch here, we talk on skype and normally if he has another call he will either tell me to cut and he will call back but one day like that his old friend that was doing his masters in uk called and my brother did not cut, instead he just introduced me and started yabbing the guy. after the whole catching up and all, the guy added me on fb and we became friends and strarted chatting regularly. i finished my exams and was in lagos when he came for some job interview(he has finished his masters but sayed back in uk) and we had exchanged numbers long ago and talked once in a while. we planned to meet and that day i also planned to meet with a friend staying in my area so the babe and i were picked by my friend and his cousin, due to traffic, we couldnt get to the hang out early enough and my friend decided to leave soon after we got there, leaving me with the guy and his cousin the cousin was more like his driver and kept out of it, first when we got down from the car, i realised the guy walked with a serious limp and he talked very loud. after we finally got settled and ordered he started talking in this really loud voice like he was talking to the whole people instead of to me. he kept screaming; 'i tavelled nine hours from scotland to london for the wedding, alll those Nigerian girls in london will just see a young guy in london and start chasing him' he kept screaming london like he wanted everyone to know he came from london and then started abusing his relations saying that they stole his expensive watch that he brought from london and that he has sworn never to bring anything from london for anybody. he just kept drawing attention to our table that i was soooo embarrassed, eventually my sister called to ask what time i was coming home and i quickly told him that that was my mum and that it was time for me to go home. the fish i ordered hadnt come and i didnt even wait for them to drop me, i just ran and told him to enjoy himself. i ignored his call till he travelled back and i avoided him from then on 16 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by unapologetic: 2:29pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
I actually re-joined Nairaland because of this thread. Have also got a few stories to share but I will start with the one that happened when I was still a Uni student. I was on phone with a friend(female) of mine when she told me about her friend that came to visit her, as a sharp guy that I was, I told her to put her on the phone and then we started talking. I must confess that she's got an amazing voice. As a bad sharp nigga, I told her to roger me her number and then we continued exchanging text and phone calls.... it was during this period that I found out she works for Access bank and I said to myself "wow" cos i had an impression that most bankers are beautiful. A few weeks had passed and it was time for me to go back to school, so I told her that I will stop by her place (in ibadan) on my way to school and will be spending 2 weeks with her before I travel to school. When I was leaving Lagos, all I could think of was the romantic 2 weeks of a very hot sex that I will be having with my hot access bank babe... I couldn't but kept thinking about this all through my journey. And finally I arrived in Ibadan, called my chick and she told me that she will be meeting me at Mr Biggs. I sat down and was waiting for her to arrive before I could place an order. I kept seeing beautiful girls and I said to myself that my chick will be hotter than all this girls. Little did I know that I was in for the biggest mistake and greatest surprise of my life. The moment I saw her walking into the restaurant Oh My God, I felt like dying... this chick is not only fugly but her body structure is not even acceptable. I told her that I was waiting for her to arrive before I leave and I didn't want to break the bad news to her on phone which was why I waited for her. I lied to her that I had an emergency in school that same day. I broke my sim card after leaving ibadan 6 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by frank043(m): 2:32pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Ceasar1:Sharply sits by her other side and offers her chocolate...Let's see who gets her!#not smiling# |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
DKJaleel: I'd take that for a yes...?? No. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by proudly233: 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
Just read through all the comments on here ..... 12 Likes
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Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by Ishilove: 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2014 |
phayvoursky:What is your own with my post? Abeg park well. |
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