1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

5. Large loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right continuously.

7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

8. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

9. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

12. Extremely beautiful and intelligent women are likely to become prostitutes or welders.

13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite.

16. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

17. Radiation causes interesting mutations - not to your future children but to you, right there and then.

18. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

19. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

20. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

very true
cheers

since september 15, this is the first reply. GOD DEYY OO,

mickiplus, glad u liked it. lol

I actually stumbled on it ! U know some posts comes in at a time when the traffic is high and as such, the post gets relegated to the next page but, it doesnt mean ur posts are not appreciated !
Cheers

i found it extremely hilarious, n readn it again i still do. i actually dnt remember makin this topic, i just was wondering how it had one reply, even tho i tot it was funny, guess not everyone has my kind of sense of humor. yet another reason y im unique.

From now on, you are now Hot-Angel Unique  and a good sense of humor at that !
Cheers 

Thanks hun,

I second the motion that its funny!

loma, long time no see! wat's up,

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

So true!

lol

Very hilarious.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Not necessarily. In most Jackie Chan films he gets attacked from everywhere and he takes hits -- but Jackie is nnot Hollywood. [b]Hot-angel [/b]what say you we start one on chinese films -- flying, having to move your hands in several complicated movements before fighting or giving one punch etc etc.

Sure we can start! lol, hmmm, lets see, wat's the title of the movie?

get on yim.

lol!!crazy girl. nice one there, hottie!!

I'm on YIM.

IBB:

lol!!crazy girl. nice one there, hottie!!

Thanks hun.

Zah, uhmm, no u aint.

Then try talking to me. It's you who's invisible.

Hmm, u send me an Im.

just saw dis, intrestin

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.


hahaha, the above is the most common in Nigerian Movies! lol

everything said here is true. damn hollywood.

The villain is almost always a smiling idiot who jokes with the hero when he's captured

@ Zahymaka
Abi o! dat true

really funny, enemies will wait till you've finished off their predecessors.

Kool Stuff

hot-angel:

1. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets which reach up to armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

3. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

6. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right continuously.

7. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

10. Should you decide to defuse a bomb don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

11. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

14. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

15. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their total opposite.

19. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

20. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man eating sharks which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

So true!

Funny.

9ice one

wait, this thread is almost 6 years old

^I'm glad u noticed. 

nice thread. Anyone notice how sincere and kind the replies are/were.
Unlike now, insults everywhere

lmao,this antique suvived till 2015!