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How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by swagloverss(f): 8:04pm On Jul 07, 2014
I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jul 07, 2014
# Ermmm.. Errr... well “some” Men do wipe. Anyway, you should know (In case you don't), our system is straight, not “open” and complicated like Yours... phew, that wasn't hard.

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by 1stola: 8:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
swagloverss: I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked
Because we are always wishing to get a bj to wipe clean it. wink

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Onlinebizexpert(m): 8:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
how many gals wipe after peeing

we dont habour microbes and fauna like the ladies do in their thingy

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by jauntty: 8:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
***Like seriously U are asking WHY? OK. My Simple answer is a Question : "wipe what"

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by coogar: 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2014
swagloverss: I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked

what's there to wipe? you won't even find tissue paper in public urinals. there's nothing to wipe & urine is actually sterile.

after the do, men just shake & dance. grin

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2014
Has Nairaland been infiltrated by minors ?

When we shake hands with our good old buddy, we drain it of all effluent thereby making the use of a wipe void.

I hope you are matured enough to comprehend my submission.

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by EddyNumerouno(m): 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2014
undecidedCos we stand to pee undecided undecided

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
Has Nairaland been infiltrated by minors ?

When we shake hands with our good old buddy, we drain it of all effluent thereby making the use of a wipe void except on religious grounds like our Muslim brothers.

I hope you are matured enough to comprehend my submission?
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by farano(f): 8:21pm On Jul 07, 2014
Lol They prefer squeezing and shaking it after peeing tongue

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by nairalife2013(m): 8:21pm On Jul 07, 2014
Men's tears don't splash swagloverss dear.

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jul 07, 2014
swagloverss: I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked
and how often do u as a lady wipe after peeing?

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jul 07, 2014
swagloverss: I have always assumed men wipe after peeping because it's expected that grown people should know the essence of good hygiene. It was a shock to learn men don't wipe at all after urinating.

Why? shocked

Don't make me believe this is what u go abt doing.. Looking @ guys urinating. tongue

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by ITbomb(m): 9:01pm On Jul 07, 2014
farano: Lol They prefer squeezing and shaking it after peeing tongue
And when she saw it, she fell in love with it. Selah

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by omolobaojo(m): 11:44pm On Jul 07, 2014
farano: Lol They prefer squeezing and shaking it after peeing tongue

Really? Talking from experience? Hmm.
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Kanwulia: 2:29am On Jul 08, 2014
Nna meeeeeeeeehn!
One of my Aunts get 4 boys.
Some above 20 and plus some OVER-teenagers with HEAVY-HEAVY BLOKOSES LIKE DEM PAPA OWN. lipsrsealed wink
Once you ring the door bell. . . na so-so piss go smell ya nose.
Hmmmmmm. . . . Tufiakwa!
All the bathroom rugs. . . na so-so HEAVY PISS dey smell dia!
I nor dey chop for her house o.
Anytime she pack food gimme. . . I go troway am for trash.

Ta! angry

You can imagine if HOT AKAMU SHOOT OUT. . . . NA DIE!!!!

ACIDOSIS MINUS ALKALOSIS!!!!! CHEI CHEI CHEI !!!!! cheesy

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by farano(f): 7:48am On Jul 08, 2014
omolobaojo:

Really? Talking from experience? Hmm.
Did I lie?
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by 5minsmadness: 7:56am On Jul 08, 2014
nairalife2013: Men's tears don't splash swagloverss dear.
What does this even mean? undecided
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 08, 2014
Mulim men rinse after peeing with water but if no water,they wipe...majority do that

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by kreamidiva(f): 11:40am On Jul 08, 2014
My husband wipes o.


It's disgusting to see a stain on a man's trousers after he visits the restroom.
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by lilmax(m): 12:23pm On Jul 08, 2014
Which kind question be this? Wipe wetin?
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2014
grin grin grin grin

no question wey person no go see for this nl..remain small wey them go ask what is the length of your husbands something grin grin grin




nawa o.this nl is becoming a joke grin

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by coogar: 12:41pm On Jul 08, 2014
kreamidiva: My husband wipes o.

It's disgusting to see a stain on a man's trousers after he visits the restroom.

wipes what? anything more than shaking the pipe is just an excuse to mastürbate. if your hubby goes to a public urinal, what does he use to wipe?

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by DukeNija(m): 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2014
kulyie: grin grin grin grin

no question wey person no go see for this nl..remain small wey them go ask what is the length of your husbands something grin grin grin




nawa o.this nl is becoming a joke grin

Sweetheart, where have you been? I've missed you. grin cheesy

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by nairalife2013(m): 1:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
5minsmadness:
What does this even mean? undecided
I mean mens' pee don't splash

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by deegnity22: 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
Onlinebizexpert: how many gals wipe after peeing

we dont habour microbes and fauna like the ladies do in their thingy
Eeeiw
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Mamaflex(f): 1:46pm On Jul 08, 2014
They just shake it off that's all undecided
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by troy20(m): 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2014
there is nothing to wipe.the heck most men dont even wipe after deeping young johnny in a punny.
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by kreamidiva(f): 3:06pm On Jul 08, 2014
coogar:

wipes what? anything more than shaking the pipe is just a n excuse to mastürbate. if your hubby goes to a public urinal, what does he use to wipe?


Ha! Coogar! He wipes the tip of his kini,shakes it well for the rest to come out and wipes again.

He always has his wipes in his laptop bag.

Coogar!
Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Abali1(m): 3:33pm On Jul 08, 2014
kreamidiva:


Ha! Coogar! He wipes the tip of his kini,shakes it well for the rest to come out and wipes again.

He always has his wipes in his laptop bag.

Coogar!
Hmmmm, your hubby does all these after peeing ?

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Re: How Come Men Don't Wipe After Peeing? by Ewuro1: 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2014
They shake the errr lipsrsealed

Wipe what tho? undecided

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