Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of
plantain without tasting any - Albert
Einstein (1872).

He who says nothing last forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton
(1904).

He who fully unwraps a MoiMoi and Gala
completely before eating it cannot keep a
secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr
(1900).

Anyone who thinks he has many enemies
has never been with a mountain of fire
member - William Shakespeare (1788).

Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike probably has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904).

He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice
has trust issues - Alexander the Great
(1709).

He who refuses to mix Agege bread and
Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1999)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor,
but allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth
(1893).

He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry -Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit
-Barak Obama (2011)

Anyone that reads this without laughing,
that person is looking for a job - Lord
Lugard (1914)