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Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 11:50am On Jul 08, 2014
For those of you who are interested in getting married soon, look no farther if really you need the best of wives.
See the kind of wife you need. A wife that can push you and your car from gwagwalada to kubwa. A wife that can cook a pot of delicious soup with just #150. A wife that can fight and tear apart all your detractors.

Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by ahnie: 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2014
very industrious..... no fake eyelashes...no fake nails...no fake Peruvian wigs....no fake bum pads or br.ea.st girdle ...
no fake nipples...no fake hips....or over bleached knuckles.


This is a proud virtuous African woman.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 1:03pm On Jul 08, 2014
ahnie: very industrious..... no fake eyelashes...no fake nails...no fake Peruvian wigs....no fake bum pads or br.ea.st girdle.


This is a proud virtuous African woman.
no fake high heeled shoes.
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
every idiotic neanderthal mans dream

amen for them though because these women have no hope at a better life wink

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Stillfire: 1:32pm On Jul 08, 2014
Nigerian men are not satisfied or happy in their marriages until the woman suffers, struggles and literally dies in her struggles. A woman must go through the above to garner praises from them. There is a sadistic lust for dejection and abject poverty in their psyche. Tufiakwa!

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2014
Stillfire: Nigerian men are not satisfied or happy in their marriages until the woman suffers, struggles and literally dies in her struggles. A woman must go through the above to garner praises from them. There is a sadistic lust for dejection and abject poverty in their psyche. Tufiakwa!
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
aisha2:
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"
for once, you are on point. LoLZ

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by dexentity: 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
:DSuperwoman

If this kain woman handle man, na die. A woman like this is only meant for a real man.



Just joking grin

Godbless her hustle tho.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 2:34pm On Jul 08, 2014
dexentity: :DSuperwoman

If this kain woman handle man, na die. A woman like this is only meant for a real man.



Just joking grin

Godbless her hustle tho.
that one na hustle?

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Stillfire: 2:46pm On Jul 08, 2014
aisha2:
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"

Obviously living up to the song;

Sweet mother, I no go forget you
For this suffer wey you suffer for me...lol

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by dexentity: 2:48pm On Jul 08, 2014
englishmart: that one na hustle?

Is it a leisure or an exercise?

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Ewuro1: 3:04pm On Jul 08, 2014
Awww sweet sweet wifee... Wife material ROCK! cheesy
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jul 08, 2014
Stillfire: Nigerian men are not satisfied or happy in their marriages until the woman suffers, struggles and literally dies in her struggles. A woman must go through the above to garner praises from them. There is a sadistic lust for dejection and abject poverty in their psyche. Tufiakwa!
Nigerian men? Of which I am one? Biitch, please.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by ahnie: 3:15pm On Jul 08, 2014
englishmart: no fake high heeled shoes.


mummy's like this don't reason high heeled shoe...them dhey like that Tiwa savage shoe wey she take shoot that her WANTED video.
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 3:56pm On Jul 08, 2014
dexentity:

Is it a leisure or an exercise?
exercise maybe
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 3:57pm On Jul 08, 2014
ahnie:


mummy's like this don't reason high heeled shoe...them dhey like that Tiwa savage shoe wey she take shoot that her WANTED video.
abi o. Ur mind dey there?
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Caracta(f): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2014
aisha2:
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"

Word!

Hypocritical myopic thinkers that call themselves men. Some of them need brain reset.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 5:38pm On Jul 08, 2014
Nope. Op, its the Nigerian definition of a wife material. Suffering and Smiling. grin grin cheesy

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Dexpro: 5:40pm On Jul 08, 2014
Caracta:

Word!

Hypocritical myopic thinkers that call themselves men. Some of them need brain reset.

Sweet Jesus!
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by sirwilly1(m): 6:10pm On Jul 08, 2014
This wife material na how many yards?

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by dexentity: 6:12pm On Jul 08, 2014
englishmart: exercise maybe



shocked
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Iceman296: 6:42pm On Jul 08, 2014
Olden Days Wife Material. Times have Changed!!

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Yemlizzy(f): 7:07pm On Jul 08, 2014
So damn hilarious! To be candid,gone are those days when this is encouraged. Westernalization is the order of the day now.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by cococandy(f): 7:31pm On Jul 08, 2014
Times have changed o.
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by englishmart(m): 7:37pm On Jul 08, 2014
sirwilly1: This wife material na how many yards?
chairman, u be tailor?
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by SaMajeste(f): 7:44pm On Jul 08, 2014
This is suffering na! So a woman must be suffering for her to be wife material?! undecided

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
aisha2:
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"

This is what some will say. What some of them will do though is to cheat on this kind of wife whose face and body will start to reveal signs of hard, honest work and cheat on her with a girl who is stylish and who spends much of her time on fashion, hair and nails.

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by EddyNumerouno(m): 7:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
aisha2:
I wonder about this always. The "Real African Woman" Picture or " Sweet Mother" is usually one who is carrying plenty fire wood and backing a child with and carrying another belle. Put up a picture like that you would see comments of "awwww, wow, sweet mother, God bless her" God forbid that the picture of a woman be one who is accomplished, smiling and enjoying a spa day, a lot of people would have a heart attack and comments like " Lazy Fake modern day women" forget the fact that she may earn a million a day, employ thousands of people, have a successful respectful marriage and raise kick ar-se kids, as long as she is not pictured suffering she is not a "sweet mother"

A real african woman is depicted as one who would go through every ordeal and bend herself over backwards just to cater for her kids, yes be it carrying firewood while heavy with a kid and trekking impossible distances. That's why we love our mothers no matter what!!!


Don't get me wrong, women should enjoy the best things in life but, What part of chilling in a spa depicts a woman who is ready to go through hell for her family??

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by dridowu: 7:49pm On Jul 08, 2014
ahnie: very industrious..... no fake eyelashes...no fake nails...no fake Peruvian wigs....no fake bum pads or br.ea.st girdle ...
no fake nipples...no fake hips....or over bleached knuckles.


This is a proud virtuous African woman.
i love the bolded
Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Mutuwa(m): 7:49pm On Jul 08, 2014
Were these men not industrious? grin weda positive or negative grin?

Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 08, 2014
EddyNumerouno:

A real african woman is depicted as one who would go through every ordeal and bend herself over backwards just to cater for her kids, yes be it carrying firewood while heavy with a kid and trekking impossible distances. That's why we love our mothers no matter what!!!


Don't get me wrong, women should enjoy the best things in life but, What part of chilling in a spa depicts a woman who is ready to go through hell for her family??

In other words, a woman MUST pass through Hell before she can be recognised as a Wife material? You would make your wife pass through Hell to prove a point?

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Re: Lol. This Is A Perfect Definition Of Wife Material. (picture) by EddyNumerouno(m): 8:09pm On Jul 08, 2014
Sophyrocks:

In other words, a woman MUST pass through Hell before she can be recognised as a Wife material? You would make your wife pass through Hell to prove a point?

Please note: The key phrase there in the bolded u quoted is "is ready to"

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