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Fart Personalities. by yuncka: 8:01pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
The Useless Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Friendly Person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Irresponsible Person: One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person: One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person: One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Cheap Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Wicked Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbour's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed The Dumb Person: One who doesn't know that fart means mess. The brave person: One who farts in d face of danger. The kind hearted person: one who farts into a polytene or tissue paper and dispose it later. You can add more types of Fart styles in the comment box below... 1 Like |
Re: Fart Personalities. by MillionDollars: 8:07am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Dere is ntn to add; u've said it all |
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