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Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by udemzyudex(m): 3:04pm On Jul 10, 2014
I told her i'm broke and needed some money,though i wasn't telling her to give me money.
I was just trying to let her know the kind of situation i'm into then,she offered to help and i told her not to worry but she insist.

After 1week i remind her and she told me she doesn't go to bank and i was like are u serious or joking and she still repeat it saying she doesn't go to bank..


Ah... see lie.
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Lorlaahlozz: 3:08pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky:

Hehehehe....
*whispers* Lorlaahlozz's lies can dry up 12 years issue of blood *don't tell her oo* grin
we partners in dah na tongue...we go for lying lecture together....u don get phd sef
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by daveP(m): 3:08pm On Jul 10, 2014
Wait o,why are the ladies bothered? If u never lie den extinguish off! It read 'popular lies' which means a guy will have a better answer,do i need to frypan heads on this thread again
My own @topic:-
telling me she's a lekki babe(i dont still understand this part till date),yet she couldnt understand the word 'exterminate'
telling me she's engaged(i detest this amongst all the lies),only to find out my classmate dey bleep her.they know her for that street wella.
And what i call voice formation(changing ajegunle/rough accent to abuja accent) only to catch her redhanded by calling with anoda number(she said in a local accent- talon soro!) i cut shapaligrin .she asked why i never called after 3months.
I expect a counter-thread perhaps

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Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:

ur friend lanicky has passed the information i needed

So, ure free to go if u like
wat infor.

Lanicky cum here o
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: we partners in dah na tongue...we go for lying lecture together....u don get phd sef
anoda lie
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Lorlaahlozz: 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: anoda lie
V.c...u don show face
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 3:15pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: wat infor.

Lanicky cum here o


never mind........ its written in black and white for everybody 2 c......

So, i guess u have had ur 3pm prayer
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Lorlaahlozz: 3:18pm On Jul 10, 2014
daveP: Wait o,why are the ladies bothered? If u never lie den extinguish off! It read 'popular lies' which means a guy will have a better answer,do i need to frypan heads on this thread again
My own @topic:-
telling me she's a lekki babe(i dont still understand this part till date),yet she couldnt understand the word 'exterminate'
telling me she's engaged(i detest this amongst all the lies),only to find out my classmate dey bleep her.they know her for that street wella.
And what i call voice formation(changing ajegunle/rough accent to abuja accent) only to catch her redhanded by calling with anoda number(she said in a local accent- talon soro!) i cut shapaligrin .she asked why i never called after 3months.
I expect a counter-thread perhaps
I smell lies tongue
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:


never mind........ its written in black and white for everybody 2 c......

So, i guess u have had ur 3pm prayer
undecided

Nope
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: V.c...u don show face
nawti geh
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by yungriezy: 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2014
gals b lyk am a virgin wen u get dwn dere trust me itz wider dan ibadan xpress..... gringrin
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: undecided

Nope


the more u twist ur mouth...... the more its give an impression that u do lie


why haven't u nah
abeg go pray joor and leave Nl
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by daveP(m): 3:29pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: I smell lies tongue
if u like smell roasted corn! Ave said mine,and its true!

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Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 3:30pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: I smell lies tongue


are u sure its ur nose that is not faulty heretongue
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:


the more u twist ur mouth...... the more its give an impression that u do lie


why haven't u nah
abeg go pray joor and leave Nl
wat tin i like bouh u is u knw aw 2 pik ur words
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Lorlaahlozz: 3:33pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:


are u sure its ur nose that is not faulty heretongue
Hun hun..at all
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by cc150615(f): 3:44pm On Jul 10, 2014
Guys be like I stopped staying with my parents since I stay alone in a 3bedroom flat nd the next day he says kai this popsy too dey like send person message, in my mind I'm like does he call u all the way from ur house to deliver a message.
Number 2 lie: in March He's writing final exams nd in June He's already doing Nysc.
now some guys actually told me that.
Anyway I'll be back as soon as I remember the rest.
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by sucobaba(m): 3:52pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky:


Hehehehe....they've eaten their breakfast already.. tongue
Btw....go back to where u're coming from....diares no food for a lazy a.s.s like urs grin
hahahaha....tell him lol
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by sucobaba(m): 3:53pm On Jul 10, 2014
kingphilip:
Hmmmm So dis is Hw u go about gossiping from house to house without having a recourse that ur children at home is hungry

Not to worry I'll tell sucobaba for u
lol
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:09pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: wat tin i like bouh u is u knw aw 2 pik ur words

blushing alreadygringrin

:........ *trying to hide mah face*
thanks for the compliment cool

btw.......... Afternoon, seems u and kelvin aren't an item as beforelipsrsealed
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 10, 2014
Ladies can lie like they have BSc in telling lies...............buh if you check them well those lies are small dirty lies- 4 babes wey never draw better plan 4 their life
Brilliant, focused and intelligent ladies won't lie except when the truth will kill their loved ones.

On the other hand guys lie like they have PHD in telling lies grin that anytime they tell u things that makes u blush/ melt inside you will still want to have a second thought or do a quick investigation on what that guy told you........guys I hail thee!!!
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:14pm On Jul 10, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Hun hun..at all


cheesy
na so una dey smellembarassed
u never hear of one guy like that wey dey NSA and nah to smell sometin dey bring pay check to hin dormort....... for the past 20yrs


that guy nah big guy for there...... so go sharpen ur nose ooootongue
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by kingphilip(m): 4:14pm On Jul 10, 2014
lanicky:


Hehehehe....they've eaten their breakfast already.. tongue
Btw....go back to where u're coming from....diares no food for a lazy a.s.s like urs grin
Where am I coming from
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:18pm On Jul 10, 2014
desire7: Ladies can lie like they have BSc in telling lies...............buh if you check them well those lies are small dirty lies- 4 babes wey never draw better plan 4 their life
Brilliant, focused and intelligent ladies won't lie except when the truth will kill their loved ones.

On the other hand guys lie like they have PHD in telling lies grin that anytime they tell u things that makes u blush/ melt inside you will still want to have a second thought or do a quick investigation on what that guy told you........guys I hail thee!!!

me self hail una ladies oooooogrin
wey dey chop the lies
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2014
lordraiden: She told mi she is a virgin,bt her bf always tell mi how she cry on bed while bleeping her
this moniker....


Memories of playing mortal Kombat on SEGA some years back just came alive grin
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by winner01(m): 4:23pm On Jul 10, 2014
Why should one lie.
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:

me self hail una ladies oooooogrin
wey dey chop the lies

How u no go chop am ,as una dey set pace dem gurls must to follow!
Make sure say u no chop remain o!!!!
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:

blushing alreadygringrin

:........ *trying to hide mah face*
thanks for the compliment cool

btw.......... Afternoon, seems u and kelvin aren't an item as beforelipsrsealed
hmmmm...Old tins passd away grin
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:38pm On Jul 10, 2014
desire7:

How u no go chop am ,as una dey set pace dem gurls must to follow!
Make sure say u no chop remain o!!!!

cheesy
abeg nah wetin make i chop remain self.....
Because i no wan lostgrin
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jul 10, 2014
dre11:

cheesy
abeg nah wetin make i chop remain self.....
Because I no wan lostgrin




grin tongue grin tonguegrin tongue
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:50pm On Jul 10, 2014
Xtarxhyne: hmmmm...Old tins passd away grin

cheesy
u mean that his phase has expired
so, who phase is it now cool
Re: Popular Lies Ladies Tell Guys by dre11(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2014
desire7:




grin tongue grin tonguegrin tongue

cool ...... *singing no woman no cry*

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