mencade5: that is tantamount to friendzone. Check my siggy.

I dey room now, come meet me.

God neva ansa am

Xtarxhyne: kai jo

Kai kini....*harlos said he is a V....shebi it's a lie*

mencade5: dont interprete wetin? No try me ooo.

beta wake up

daveP: guy u neva see say she don get belle! Hmm they go call your name now!

U dey slack jhur...she don drink lime

Lorlaahlozz: Kai kini....*harlos said he is a V....shebi it's a lie*

Lie pass lie sha...sum ppl can lie 4 africa

Lorlaahlozz: U dey slack jhur...she don drink lime

fephew!! Peace!

Lorlaahlozz: Can't find ur name on her

did ur boyfriend tag is name on ur bweast?

Xtarxhyne: beta wake up

#taps her bom bom# u belongs to me esssssther8)

Xtarxhyne: God neva ansa am

wetin concern God for nack wey we want nack?

mencade5: did ur boyfriend tag is name on ur bweast?

And also on my forehead

See if una no wan share una love stories, don't derail my thread, gerrit into ur skulls

Lorlaahlozz: When e become mencade5 againg..shebi na harlos and tmx21 bfr naa..

Ha matter tire me
Just few minutes ago she said nobody Wen I wqs passing by

mencade5: did ur boyfriend tag is name on ur bweast?

Sure I did

kingphilip:
Ha matter tire me
Just few minutes ago she said nobody Wen I wqs passing by

Amebo

kingphilip:
Sure I did

for ur mind

Xtarxhyne: Amebo

Share ur own Tory jawe

mencade5: for ur mind

No o Na for reality

I actually met my 1st love afta i finished my Seccondary school, she & her 2 sisters rented an apartment besyd our house so i perceived dat het 2 elda sisters dey do parole well well & my friends also encouraged me to go for her so i did. i ll follow her to d junction wen she is going to school just to get a Taxi. I used to invite her to our house weneva she is alone @ home & i Am also alone since i av nowhere to go den we will kiss, Romance & i will play wif her 2 oranges for hours bt i was too scared to bleep her. Until 1 day i saw her crying in deir house & i asked her wot is d matter bt she didn't tell me bt wen i investigated, i discovered dat she was sent on an errand to her sister's boyfriends place & she met d junior broda @ home & dat 1 raped her. i was so sad dat i nearly challenged d guy bt i kept my calmness, my friend were making jest of me dat i be mumu. Till now i still dey regret nt bleeping her wen i had d chances. Wen i gained admission into d University, dere is dis girl very close to my house studying Biz Admin while i was studying Accounting & i noticed her around me dat she loved me, so i asked her out she didn't say yes bt she will allow me to touch any part of her & anytym i asked her to reply she ll tell me dat wot else do i nid, can't u see d responce urself. i come borrow myself brain. D 1st tym i go bleep her it was very interesting as i av neva bleeped in my lyf b4 so afta i bleeped her without protection, i took my bath & ran to d church for fellowship. So dere was a day she came to my house & we started bleeping, i bleeped d hellout of her sotay i exhausted a pack of condom of 4 & she was lyk Oliver Twist dat i shuld continue even without condom, I bleeped her 6 rounds & afta d hot excapede, i was very weak & i come realised dat i had no milk again & i was sumow broke as i was due to go home to collect some pocket money. Na so i run go a friend's place to get milk bt unfortunately, na im girlfriend i meet for house bt i no fit tell her wetin pursue me come dem syd na so i waka go my house go wak Garri instead of milk. I continue bleeping d girl until i met d lady dat i got married to now wen we were in 300level. Dis my old girlfriend fought me dat she still dey enjoy my kini & i come drop Am. Now i Am happily married wif a boy bt we still dey communicate very well till date & she go call me 'my run away Boyfriend,. Although she is nt married yet bt i pray dat she will get a gud man as husband.

Xtarxhyne: Lie pass lie sha...sum ppl can lie 4 africa

Where is the lie
?

harlos:
Where is the lie
?

wit u na

Xtarxhyne: wit u na

Good morning jare, aburo oniro

se u slept well, no lie again o. You dream about me

My First love..

We were childhod neighbbours and he was even my teacher in our children church back then.

They left the estate back then and reconnected via bbm.

We were weird but I loved him shaaaaaa...

Our quarrells were explosive most times but there was love..

He understood my weird views of life and accepted me and my views.

I'm so much bigger than him...(He is very slim, infact tiny)...

He can lie shaaaa...but I'm a better liar.

He is a good person...(He is a mummy's pet also)

We seperated due to genotype incompatibility...

Lorlaahlozz: Lanicky and others must hear this

*whispers* abeg waiten happen

Falling in love for the first time was one experience I can't seem to forget in a hurry, we met as childhood friends attending desame church, same children choir.

Our Parents and Children-Teachers just noticed we loved sitting together, and it kept getting deeper as we were growing up, she was the one I wrote my first love letter pouring down all my heart and soul for, the girl that gave me my first gift(a silver wrist watch), but I wasn't just bold enough to look her in face I tell her I love her.

Through the help of friends who kept ringing it in my head to do the needful, I finally asked her out when I had already had my first sex with some other girl who was madly in love with me, but my heart and soul was still for my first love, when I did ask her out it took her two years and six months to tell me 'Yes', cos she was scared and was hearing stories about me from friends, I was already 20 in the university then.


I remember taking her out to a get-together party myself and my secondary school class of 2004 held every year after graduation and till date I couldn't believe what love made me do, one thing led to another, another guy slapped her when she left our table to get something, cos he kept bugging her and they exchanged infuriating words, the noise drew our attention cos I was upstairs with my guys who came with their babes too and when we peeped looking down, I didn't even know it was her on the ground not until I took a better look, what went down between myself and the Slapper afterwards is a story for another day cos I stabbed sense into his skull with broken bottles, I never knew I could act like that, I can remember me rushing down to the scene were she sat on the floor crying holding her cheek with guys and girls gathered around her, when I found my way to where she was, the only thing that came out of my mouth was,

"Baaaaby, what happened?"

And her response was,

"He slapped me" pointing towards the guy that slapped her, I didn't even wait to ask the guy why he did, I just ran out and the next thing was grabbing two bottles of star and smashing them and the rest that happened still amazes me till date, I love that babe die even till date if I see her I ll melt, we didn't break up but I ve fucckked up on my side too many times to stand her, cos I find myself not being able to answer all her questions.


Base on the rough way I lived my life, I had to let her go, cos I got into the Uni before her, but she graduated before me, served, and left for her Masters abroad, while I was busy hopping from school to school, person don fuccck up for this life sha, but we thank God for where he has brought me today.


Even when I shied away from the relationship, she loved me soomuch that she gets to call the next guy my name sometimes, it was a big P to them, but one night, I was surprised when the guy called me at night that he wanted to be friends with me, that he understands, telling me he got my number from her phone and wanting to know why we went our separate ways, I couldn't really explain but we talked for long and became friends, I told him at the end of our conversation never to hurt her and he should make sure he takes good care of her, mennn enough don happen, but that was my first genuine love.


When we dated I sent her text messages every single day for complete one year in a certain year without missing a day, it has never happened with me and another girl till date, and I don't think I can do that again, the feeling was so pure that I didn't need to think of what to write, whenever I pick my phone the inspiration comes natural to the extent she got a book she was writing them(she said she still has them till date), when she told me, I got a book too copying down all my texts to her.


We met in Church(was in Lagos as at that period), years back a week before she was to leave the country. After the church service, she pinned me down, engaging me in conversations, one thing led to the other she pleaded we spent time somewhere that day alone, that she wanted to spend a golden and memorable moment before she leaves Naija, and I was dead broke then, I agreed, and she told me where we would meet after going home to freshen up and then change clothes, she even saw me off while we trekked long distance holding hands.


When I got home, I sat down to think about my life and all my fukkk ups, and me being dead broke was hell and didn't help matters, I hadn't a dine on me to pay my bike fair to the said meeting point, but even if I did, I was imagining her paying for the room we would chill, then pay for the bottle of wine she said we would share and some other petty stuffs, as if that was not enough , what about my way back, relying on her for my tfair too?, though it was nothing to her but I couldn't face the shame, my ego was more important than spending the golden moment she craved for with me, so I ended up switching my phone off.


She was pissed when she later got to me at night that day, but wetin man go do, only if she knew where I was coming from, even when she left the country I was the first person according to her she called, I felt sooo honoured, we are apart now but still very close friends, she's in a relationship with some other guy and I respect that, I avoid being with her alone cos things would surely go down between us.

My first love, wherever you re, your love is crested in my heart for life. We still talk till date but haven't seen since the last time we saw in church before she travelled for her masters, lemme keep her real name to myself.

Love sweet die back then oooo.

papindinho: The deep cut is a reason I'm still single. She stole my heart away without returning it.....heart-robber buruku.....

Eyah, papilo mi owon

Shawdey:
Eyah, papilo mi owon

I'm waiting for you o..

Lol

sconp: chai o. Moneysoldier you don kill person o.
*singing*
am in love o, am in love,with every of your things o.

You no go understand, shey u don forget?

'Something wey dey sweet'

L0L...fvck love,all I tink about is MONEY

my first love is my present bf, though i dated some guys before him it was more of phone parol.....we met at d university in my 400l, as in i take that guy wash ehn.....i remember him crying cos i told him i wouldn't date him, nd i went to my room to gist my roommates and we laughed about it.....he asked me out for a year nd half, nd i didn't act like i cared.....little did i know he would be the most important thing in my life.....we started dating when i got completely sure he was sincere, and i never regretted it.....i love him a lot, he makes me happy,but love comes with pain.......love is not complete without pain.....as easy as it is for him to make me happy is how easy to make me cry.....
but still i can't imagine life without him, sometimes i wonder how i survived in the past without him....
i prefer to him to any rich guy or man in this world who ever said money can buy love is a liar,he doesn't cheat nd is willing to wait till marriage i know some peeps won't bliv this but its possible.. ..though i get jealous nd extremely over protective at times .
love is really beautiful......but it can also be painful.....for people out there who believes there is no love, trust me u haven't met the one, when u do u will know its real.