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Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 8:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
My neighbour's wife just gave birth to
twins
yesterday.
He told me he is tired of regular names
for
twins
like:
Taiwo & Kehinde,
Peter & Paul,
Victor & Victoria.
So he has been disturbing me for some
suggestions. After racking my brains for
some hours, I was able to come up with
these swaggalicious names for his twins.
So
which do u prefer i suggest to him..
~ Tom & Jerry
~ Tithe & Offering
~ Praise & Worship
~ Copy & Paste
~ Find & Replace
~ demand & Supply
~ point & kill
~ Open & Close
~ Facebook & Twitter
~ Input & Output.
**You can also contribute if you have any
better ones.
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 8:44pm On Jul 11, 2014
Oya tel me, who is the funniest amng
dem??
1. HAUSA man who
removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went
to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who
went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who
watched the news and
waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who
woke up a sleeping
patient
simply because she
forgot to give him
sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe
enough then came
down
and started
stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who
chose to drink Fanta
because he thought
sprite was unripe
12.A GWARI man who
saw something that
looked like shit, touched
n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match
am....
13.AN IDOMA man who
put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to
listen to Cool FM...
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by SOUNDKING: 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2014
A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Lopez06: 11:56pm On Jul 11, 2014
Akpos was singing in the bus.
Read and enjoy.
If am to become a bank I will
be first bank.
If am to become a woman, I
will be my mother. If am to become a car,
I will
be
a jeep.
If am to become a country I
will be America.
At this point the bus driver interrupted
akpos and asked
him..."What if you are to
become a prostitute?
Akpos smiled and replied: I
will
become your wife. Akpos is now admitted
in the
hospital.
Lolzzz is it akpos fault?
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by HarmlessG(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2014
SOUNDKING: A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes
[img][/img][color=#000099][/color][quote][/quote] i ve been trying 4 hours nw. I dnt where 2 click n post joke here. Wetin i go do na? Am anw member...pls help
Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 5:49am On Jul 16, 2014
Ladies plsss, if you were to choose a
HUSBAND
exclusively out of the 7 options below,
which
one will you rather pick?
Guys, which will u advice ur sister/
daughter to
choose?
1. Ugly but caring.
2. Handsome but rude.
3. Handsome, caring but unfaithful.
4. Rich but ugly and short.
5. Handsome, caring, faithful but broke.
6. Totally broke but religious and GOD
fearing.
7. Very rich, caring, handsome but
impotent.
Be honest... No lies
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Shoozy: 9:35am On Jul 18, 2014
Armed robbers broke into Akpos'
household one day and asked everyone to
lie flat. After gathering all they could, they
decided to kill everyone one by one.
Akpors' gateman was first. "What's your
name?" the robber asked.
"Evans Boateng", replied the gateman.
Immediately he fired and killed him. Fear
gripped all of them.
His wife was next in line. "What's your
name woman?" inquired the robbers.
Shaking, she replied, "My name... is.... is....
Eli... Elizabeth."
Akpos immediately closed his eyes cause
he couldn't bare seeing her shot.
"You're lucky you bear my mom's name. I
won't kill you." says one of the robber.
She was so relieved.
Next was Akpos. "What's your name?"
Akpos got up and popped his collar,
tucked in and replied, "my name is Akpos."
The robber cocked the gun and was about
to fire.
"Wait... wait... wait!!! I've not finished!"
shouted Akpos "My name is Akpos but my
friends call me Elizabeth!"
*One word for Akpors please!

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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by Kai5vil: 12:19pm On Jul 18, 2014
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Re: Joke Of The Day,dont Misss by arsetalks(m): 8:16am On Aug 19, 2014
SOUNDKING: A nairalander who quoted numerous senseless jokes
@ Soundking who is an unappreciative ignoramus.

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