Statuses We Would Be Updating On FB if We Were In the Times Of Abraham, Adam, Moses and Noah;
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come..
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. # OMG !
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbbiden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Racheal
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrifised me ‪#‎ SelfieWithLamb‬
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. They guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. David: Guys the balcony is Dope.. I can see every female Anatomy 101 # Word !
12. Jezebel: Victoria's secret is the Bomb..# Hollah
13. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down on this paty.. # TurnUp!
14. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!

Joseph nd portipher's wife...see this ashowo won dash me HIV sha.

Joseph nd portipher's wife...see this ashowo won dash me HIV sha. #running away

elijah and the captain with fifty soldiers: see dis bros ooo. he just think say he fit dey burn us down like barbecue, sergeant! bring me dat fire extinguisher, lets go.

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