TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.

2. RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol.

3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like
"what did I do?"

4. EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.

5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like
JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?

7. SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you' the length
of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.