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The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by LecturerIFE: 10:20pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
I stumbled on this on Facebook and I felt it's worth sharing. NB: This is not an attempt to deride any religion. It's done without any malicious intent. The kinds of status we would be updating on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys, it's scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt. #shaking 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come... 3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic... but these Lions keep staring at me weird. #Noahsvoyage 4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai...miracles be going down here. 5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean, who does that? #smh 6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel! 7. Some people are so cruel! Cain, how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel 8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like pharoah) 9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me... #selfiewithram y'all 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my Whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up duh 11. David: Guys this balcony is b b ...I can see everything. Female anatomy 101 #word 12. Jezebel: Victoria's secret is da bomb... 13. Can't believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children. #Like seriously? 14. Samson: The chick sold me out... I'm going to bring the roof down on this party. 15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh 16. Jonah: I'm in the belly of a fish y'all #INeverExpectedIt 17. Orpah: Not that I don't love my mother in-law or something but a girl gats to move on with her life. It's only a matter of time before Ruth stops her eye service too... #BackToMoab #HomeSweetHome 18. Elijah: Guys, can you imagine this widow that God said will sustain me in this time of famine can't even sustain herself? #NaDieBDisO 2 Likes |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Busuyib(f): 10:26pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Hmm |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Onlinebizexpert(m): 10:30pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ the person above me no get work |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by krazydave(m): 10:38pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Lolzz |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Busuyib(f): 10:40pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Onlinebizexpert: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^abeg u fit fynd work gv me? |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Emmyk(m): 10:44pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Funny |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Onlinebizexpert(m): 10:58pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Busuyib: abeg u fit fynd work gv me? ya.....BLOW...JOB |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Busuyib(f): 11:03pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Onlinebizexpert:dumb as s. |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Onlinebizexpert(m): 11:04pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Busuyib: dumb ass. HONEY YOU ASKED FOR JOB NAAAAAAaaaa |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Busuyib(f): 11:05pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Onlinebizexpert:G2H. |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Onlinebizexpert(m): 11:13pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Busuyib: G2H. i dont want to go to heaven without u |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by pendusky(m): 11:21pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
nice! |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by LarrySun(m): 11:27pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Jesus: They're really gonna crucify me? There is God o! 2 Likes |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Lol, dat Mary's own got me laffing. |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by LarrySun(m): 2:50pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Lot: Damn! I wish she turned to a pillar of pizzas. Who needs so much salt? |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by opeyemmmy(m): 4:28pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
LarrySun: Lot: Damn! I wish she turned to a pillar of pizzas. Who needs so much salt? |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Hahahahhahhahahahaha. Very funny. |
Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by dapyd1(m): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
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Re: The Kinds Of Status We Would Be Updating On FB, Twitter & Instagram by Jhosh(m): 3:04pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
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