The kinds of status we would be updating on FB,
Twitter & Instagram if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar
of salt. #shaking
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the
view
here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. # Noahsvoyage
4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai...miracles be
going down here.
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the
forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that? #smh
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant
believe I served her father for 14 years just to
get
her. Love u Rachel!
7. Some people are so cruel!
Cain how do u kill your own brother? # RIPAbel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long
day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now
chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like Pharoah)
9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me...
# selfiewithram ya'll
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp
messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up
duh�!
11. David: Guys this balcony is da sheeit! ...I
can
see everything. Female anatomy 101 #word
12. Jezebel: Victoria's Secret is da bomb...
13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat
up
those children. # Like seriously.
14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm going
to
bring the roof down on this party.
15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh

All I could just do after reading it is

funny

Wats funny abt ds

jsunex: Wats funny abt ds

10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my
whatsapp
messages. He still thinks i
cheated...Grow up
duh�!