faakay:

I'm not a criminal - I am a scientist

Facebook, Twitter and US government monitors my movement - I have been contacted by their representative to come over to the US

I and the wife will relocate to California because that is where my company HQ will be opened and based

Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Badosky needs to see this
op, see the post above this one and explain,, please

@Coogar

- to add -

must be well behave and not rude! must be polite because I don't want a partner to come and jeopardize my career and my profile in the nearest future

faakay: @Coogar

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must be well behave and not rude! must be polite because I don't want a partner to come and jeopardize my career and my profile in the nearest future

So many stringent, military requirements and high expectations from you.

What do you in turn have to offer apart from weak promises of high grandeur?

this is why they need me

production of robots - three different kinds

a human being - I will use myself as sample in the laboratory - then another one which will be used to combat terrorism and used in the military forces and police forces etc

Human Made Machine http://faakay..com/2011/12/human-made-machine_26.html - and other inventions I want to invent - all the other scientists are waiting for me, they are in California

I have also written a letter to the President of Nigeria and I'm still awaiting response

Check the letter here - http://faakay..com/2014/03/letter-to-mr-president-federal-republic.html which has been sent to all the Nigerian TV stations and Radio stations in the development of humanity

So the wife should know the kind of person she wants to marry

EfemenaXY:
So many stringent, military requirements and high expectations from you.
What do you in turn have to offer apart from weak promises of high grandeur?

nope not high expectation from me, just a good girl that's all - she will be fine with me

Haba faakay they aren't laughing at you. They just messing around with you to make the place lively. Don't take nl too seriously joor because even the peeps saying funny stuffs aren't even taking nl serious so just join in the laughter and cut some slack



so have you found the right miss that suits your taste

faakay: Well everybody have got their opinions

You can keep insulting me till eternity but it will never move me!

This is my life okay - no matter the words you will say here will move me because most of the folks here talking about me are not better than me

It looks funny but it is not funny - everybody can keep laughing

but it is funny that most Nigerians laugh at their brotherhood when they are in problems instead of them too render support

the danger in it - when your own cometh - you will seek for help and nobody will render when the time cometh

For the guy that said I am a mother fuckkeer, I will never blame you because me and you do not belong to the same category

I am still searching - I came here on Nairaland to get recommendation and it's optionally

It does not really matter If I don't get one here

It's not until when you see me on CNN or get famous/rich I will start searching for a wife - life doesn't work that way - I need to start now

I know myself and nobody knows me!

More comments are welcome

If you do not have better things to say kindly stay out of my thread because your negativity wouldn't help me in searching for my wife or will confuse me

Cheers

kulyie: Haba faakay they aren't laughing at you. They just messing around with you to make the place lively. Don't take nl too seriously joor because even the peeps saying funny stuffs aren't even taking nl serious so just join in the laughter and cut some slack
so have you found the right miss that suits your taste

okay

I haven't found, still searching, if I find I will delcare

faakay: this is why they need me
production of robots - three different kinds
a human being - I will use myself as sample in the laboratory - then another one which will be used to combat terrorism and used in the military forces and police forces etc
Human Made Machine http://faakay..com/2011/12/human-made-machine_26.html - and other inventions I want to invent - all the other scientists are waiting for me, they are in California
I have also written a letter to the President of Nigeria and I'm still awaiting response
Check the letter here - http://faakay..com/2014/03/letter-to-mr-president-federal-republic.html which has been sent to all the Nigerian TV stations and Radio stations in the development of humanity
So the wife should know the kind of person she wants to marry

And this is your Unique Selling Point (usp) to your in-laws? Especially your prospective father-in-law?

Mehn, whatever it is that you've been smoking this morning is gooood!

Abeg, who's your supplier?

faakay:

nope not high expectation from me, just a good girl that's all - she will be fine with me

Address Aluta's concerns.

For more information

Check google very well or check my http://faakay..com

it's not a private, not a private person anymore - I am a public figure but i haven't been publicize

I do not have cash right now because that is the way it is and that's what I am going thru but there will lot of cash later in the future even the wife will be tired of money

Will be right back

faakay: @Coogar

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must be well behave and not rude! must be polite because I don't want a partner to come and jeopardize my career and my profile in the nearest future

i want to be your relationship manager. who exactly do you like on this forum? i can help you win her heart completely. just mention her name & you can have her within 72 hours.

lacicrips: Let Seun catch you with those eyelash pictures.

if he catch me wetin e wan do.abeg make e catch me sef make i see wetin wan apoon

Faakay did not answer my question.

so, you're a celebrity, huh?
congratulations oo, Badosky!

ROTFL. Relationship manager

coogar:

i want to be your relationship manager. who exactly do you like on this forum? i can help you win her heart completely. just mention her name & you can have her within 72 hours.

faakay: For more information
Check google very well or check my http://faakay..com
it's not a private, not a private person anymore - I am a public figure but i haven't been publicize
I do not have cash right now because that is the way it is and that's what I am going thru but there will lot of cash later in the future even the wife will be tired of money
Will be right back

Oh, don't worry about finance.

Your second picture has convinced all doubting Thomases beyond all reasonable doubt that you're the next Bill Gates / Richard Branson in the making.

Smoke ride on brother...

EfemenaXY:

And this is your Unique Selling Point (usp) to your in-laws? Especially your prospective father-in-law?

Mehn, whatever it is that you've been smoking this morning is gooood!

Abeg, who's your supplier?

Mods should not take this to FP. And please you guys should stop making fun of him. Something more serious is going on with this guy and he needs help.

Faakay, tell your family to get you the help you need. Either that or you face reality and stop living in delusion. I hope you are joking

baby124: Mods should not take this to FP. And please you guys should stop making fun of him. Something more serious is going on with this guy and he needs help.

Faakay, tell your family to get you the help you need. Either that or you face reality and stop living in delusion. I hope you are joking

Yep, I am beginning to feel the same.

There is a more serious problem here.

Thanks Efe, Idowuogbo, Aluta and Kulyie for the funny comments. I've not laughed this hard since the "force shitt down my throat" thread.

Nna what's going on biko.
What am I reading below?
Dude you'll make a great comedian if you put your heart into it.

faakay: this is why they need me

production of robots - three different kinds

a human being - I will use myself as sample in the laboratory - then another one which will be used to combat terrorism and used in the military forces and police forces etc

Human Made Machine http://faakay..com/2011/12/human-made-machine_26.html - and other inventions I want to invent - all the other scientists are waiting for me, they are in California

I have also written a letter to the President of Nigeria and I'm still awaiting response

Check the letter here - http://faakay..com/2014/03/letter-to-mr-president-federal-republic.html which has been sent to all the Nigerian TV stations and Radio stations in the development of humanity

So the wife should know the kind of person she wants to marry

So what was the presidents response to this your letter?

^ This guy needs a doctor not a wife.

Thorpido..

tbaba1234: ^ This guy needs a doctor not a wife.

Thorpido..

with that letter up there, I think I might have to agree
I do hope he gets help

tbaba1234: ^ This guy needs a doctor not a wife.

Thorpido..

I agree...

I think awon aye don siddon on top hin matter.

Faakay Telldem...ol boy I dey your side jor, as in a New World Order tins man.
Lmao.

[DMX]
Aiyyo, I think about when a nigga didn't have (YEAH)
and a nigga told a joke, and the bitches didn't laugh
See now I do the math, I see if you got this
and this and this to some cats, that nigga's the shitt (aight?)
And that's all they fuckin with, but see these bitches don't
know

UjSizzle: Hehehe this thread is funny

Why must she be based in the US or UK? Can't she be a naija babe and still support you well?

More recommendations

Caracta.....again (yeah she that hott

Alutacontinua
Ishilove (she go jand soon)
Teespice (good gehl all round
ATMC



Watch out for Part 2

You too? Don't recommend me abeg. Pity the guy na.

I'm sure you can consider him.

coogar:

i want to be your relationship manager. who exactly do you like on this forum? i can help you win her heart completely. just mention her name & you can have her within 72 hours.

Don't you have a sister?

Idowuogbo:
I agree...

I think awon aye don siddon on top hin matter.

I just read the letter. My heart goes out to him. He needs more than a wife and I have this strong feeling that you can help.

faakay: this is why they need me

production of robots - three different kinds

a human being - I will use myself as sample in the laboratory - then another one which will be used to combat terrorism and used in the military forces and police forces etc

Human Made Machine http://faakay..com/2011/12/human-made-machine_26.html - and other inventions I want to invent - all the other scientists are waiting for me, they are in California

I have also written a letter to the President of Nigeria and I'm still awaiting response

Check the letter here - http://faakay..com/2014/03/letter-to-mr-president-federal-republic.html which has been sent to all the Nigerian TV stations and Radio stations in the development of humanity

So the wife should know the kind of person she wants to marry

Bros, check out the bolded, that "another one", hope it wont be the wife that you are looking for that will be the other sample sort of for your experiment.........choi!

Caracta:

I just read the letter. My heart goes out to him. He needs more than a wife and I have this strong feeling that you can help.

Idowuogbo, I agree. Afterall you once said on nairaland "na craze dey cure craze".

tbaba1234: ^ This guy needs a doctor not a wife.

Thorpido..

Lol.Sure Op's temperature is high.
Op,what kind of letter is that to the president?U don go far o.