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Re: Isn't This Strange? by EfemenaXY: 9:35am On Jul 16, 2014
breezy047:

Now dont go overboard. Twice a day should be about ok except both have no job and sit at home all day. cheesy


No it isn't, and you know that.

What's with all the "conservativisim" being displayed by you guys on here sef? undecided

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 16, 2014
EfemenaXY:

No it isn't, and you know that.

What's with all the "conservativisim" being displayed by you guys on here sef? undecided


We are not the ones who's conservative when it comes to house chores. cheesycheesy I see many of the threads lying here.


Averagely one lenghty/quality period per day is about enough. Men who are fit would last forever doing it the second time in one period. And most often it is in the evening after work or before bedtime.

The sprees and jamborees can come at weekend.
We are not robots and sex is not the only thing we bank all our energy on daily. cheesy
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 11:41am On Jul 16, 2014
Men!Men!!Men!!!.................... I don't even understand again. If it was a woman that came in with this same complain, i doubt if the comments will be the same. I bet they will call the woman lazy, not ready for marriage, bla bla bla. If a man wants 5times daily, no problem. But a woman can't want anything abi?

What am i even seeing? shocked shocked shocked timetable for sex? Jesu Kristi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i just got married, my hubby was always complaining that i don't know more than sex(after resisting all temptation and waiting till marriage, what do you expect). He was practically running away from me and telling me that sex can kill somebody. I said ''oh really?'' No problem. So me sef lock up and told him that i don't want to die. When the thing got to him and some of his friends told him that if he allows me go out to get it, na him sabi, he is the one pursuing me up and down now. midnight o, early morning o, night o, weekend o, anywhere o, anyhow o all goes. Now i am the one running away.

@OP-You better embrace your wife o. Where some people are complaining that their wives can't meet up with their sexual demands, you are here complaining and thinking of timetable. mtscheeeeew

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 11:43am On Jul 16, 2014
breezy047:


We are not the ones who's conservative when it comes to house chores. cheesycheesy I see many of the threads lying here.


Averagely one lenghty/quality period per day is about enough. Men who are fit would last forever doing it the second time in one period. And most often it is in the evening after work or before bedtime.

The sprees and jamborees can come at weekend.
We are not robots and sex is not the only thing we bank all our energy on daily.
cheesy
I don't think a wife can say this same thing to the husband o.

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by Nobody: 11:50am On Jul 16, 2014
Godmystrength: I don't think a wife can say this same thing to the husband o.

Who do you think give excuses the most? cheesy
Re: Isn't This Strange? by feminineA: 11:58am On Jul 16, 2014
My dear,
She is newly wedded and is trying to explore all she has been hearing, seeing and not had the advantage of taking part in.

If it to her left , right and centre. let her know you are very capable. sex has a way of bonding marriage. After sex have talks on career, business etc. Just make her happy. Dont let her get turn off, encourage her in bed grin grin
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tallesty1(m): 12:00pm On Jul 16, 2014
breezy047:


We are not the ones who's conservative when it comes to house chores. cheesycheesy I see many of the threads lying here.


Averagely one lenghty/quality period per day is about enough. Men who are fit would last forever doing it the second time in one period. And most often it is in the evening after work or before bedtime.

The sprees and jamborees can come at weekend.
We are not robots and sex is not the only thing we bank all our energy on daily. cheesy



#Smiles, someone didn't get my point when I said something about easy cummers.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tallesty1(m): 12:03pm On Jul 16, 2014
Godmystrength: Men!Men!!Men!!!.................... I don't even understand again. If it was a woman that came in with this same complain, i doubt if the comments will be the same. I bet they will call the woman lazy, not ready for marriage, bla bla bla. If a man wants 5times daily, no problem. But a woman can't want anything abi?

What am i even seeing? shocked shocked shocked timetable for sex? Jesu Kristi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i just got married, my hubby was always complaining that i don't know more than sex(after resisting all temptation and waiting till marriage, what do you expect). He was practically running away from me and telling me that sex can kill somebody. I said ''oh really?'' No problem. So me sef lock up and told him that i don't want to die. When the thing got to him and some of his friends told him that if he allows me go out to get it, na him sabi, he is the one pursuing me up and down now. midnight o, early morning o, night o, weekend o, anywhere o, anyhow o all goes. Now i am the one running away.

@OP-You better embrace your wife o. Where some people are complaining that their wives can't meet up with their sexual demands, you are here complaining and thinking of timetable. mtscheeeeew
He was right, e dey cause malaria and body pain.

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 16, 2014
Tallesty1: #Smiles, someone didn't get my point when I said something about easy cummers.

I tell you bro. I dont see how it pans out well to do 30 seconds quickie in the morning, come back in the evening tired, do another 30 seconds and later in the night do a final 30 seconds and then beat the chest that he does it 3 times with the wife everyday. Thats not good sex cheesy
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tallesty1(m): 12:13pm On Jul 16, 2014
breezy047:

I tell you bro. I dont see how it pans out well to do 30 seconds quickie in the morning, come back in the evening tired, do another 30 seconds and later in the night do a final 30 seconds and then beat the chest that he does it 3 times with the wife everyday. Thats not good sex cheesy
Quickie is just like snacks nah.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tannie(f): 2:19pm On Jul 16, 2014
Tallesty1: Quickie is just like snacks nah.
shocked
You know too much to be a virgin, abi you hang booth tongue
Re: Isn't This Strange? by marbee(f): 4:57pm On Jul 16, 2014
@op, try and adjust to her,is her right, you don't expect her to be like you, you might not see this opportunity again.
Or better still let her do all the work during the act;like been on top.With time she might be the tired one.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tallesty1(m): 7:10pm On Jul 16, 2014
Tannie:
shocked
You know too much to be a virgin, abi you hang booth tongue


Well, scripture says we become new after repentance and baptism cause old things has passed away.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by zeb04(f): 7:30pm On Jul 16, 2014
undecidedjust one month into marriage

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tannie(f): 11:10pm On Jul 16, 2014
Tallesty1: Well, scripture says we become new after repentance and baptism cause old things has passed away.

Ok oh
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 9:09am On Jul 17, 2014
Tallesty1: He was right, e dey cause malaria and body pain.
Really? Yea right. So how come the guys don't find it funny when madam complains about headache whenever it is time for the DO? Or don't you know that headache is one of the symptoms of malaria?

breezy047: Who do you think give excuses the most? cheesy
Maybe because she has malaria and body pain na. grin grin
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Tallesty1(m): 9:13am On Jul 17, 2014
Godmystrength:
Really? Yea right. So how come the guys don't find it funny when madam complains about headache whenever it is time for the DO? Or don't you know that headache is one of the symptoms of malaria?


Maybe because she has malaria and body pain na.
Nah! We know when madam is really sick.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by ladyju(f): 12:30pm On Jul 17, 2014
Newly married couple does it more than twice a day oo.... In d sitting room, in d bathroom , in d bedroom etc

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by spiralwedge(m): 12:02am On Jul 18, 2014
@op, she just wants to be pregnant as quickly as possible. I don't think she likes sex that much, and soon, you guys will get tired of it.

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Re: Isn't This Strange? by adebayour26: 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2014
make sure she's working,by then,she won't too much time to get desperate for it.
However, enjoy it while it last, LIFE is in stages.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by tpia6: 3:36am On Nov 13, 2014
i thought men say they want it all the time.

what's the op complaining about?
Re: Isn't This Strange? by tpia6: 3:39am On Nov 13, 2014
Godmystrength:
some of his friends told him that if he allows me go out to get it,

allows you to go out and get it?

where?

are you the type that has a bible on standby while you are getting it on with your lover? Se before marriage or something.

just looking at your moniker and cant seem to match it with your post.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by tpia6: 3:42am On Nov 13, 2014
Tallesty1:
There is absolutely no wrong in it, yhu don't expect everybody to be hyper-sexual because you are, and even if you are, I can bet a million that you can't go twice a day 4 two weeks. Let's not brag. I doubt if you have had sex b4. I mean serious and hot sex not all these spit and go that some alcoholics do..
Moderation is the key, maybe the wife is one these secrete porn-stars in Nigeria that no longer have muffler. Pray yhou don't marry any of them.
To you maybe
Are you married?
And the only thing yhu saw in your dico when you checked the meaning of enjoyment is sex?
Sorry, your assumptions are wrong, atleast nothing in the post suggests that he is this kinda man
Her cup of coffee. That is her punishment for 4ming marry amaka during their courtship. Do you think the op would marry her If she had shown her real collor? No! But she pretended she is a novice just to get married and now she wants him to die atop woman. Trying to please her wll kill the op so let her die of frustration instead, or she can go and buy s,ex-toys. It wouldn't be this way if she hadn't been sleeping around before marriage.
It is way too much unless you are an easy cummer.

lmao.
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 7:24am On Nov 13, 2014
tpia6:


allows you to go out and get it?

where?

are you the type that has a bible on standby while you are getting it on with your lover? Se before marriage or something.

just looking at your moniker and cant seem to match it with your post.
what kind of questions are these now this early morning? I believe you read all the post and not just the part you quoted.. So what's your question again?

allows you to go out and get it? YES.. he said his friends said so

where? I DON'T KNOW but i will tell him to ask his friends

are you the type that has a bible on standby while you are getting it on with your lover? Se before marriage or something. NO I AM NOT..

just looking at your moniker and cant seem to match it with your post. ME TOO. I can't seem to match your moniker with your posts all the time..
Re: Isn't This Strange? by tpia6: 2:40pm On Nov 13, 2014
Should we discuss this further?


actually, are you religious?
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 2:45pm On Nov 13, 2014
tpia6:
Should we discuss this further?


actually, are you religious?
Are you asking because of my moniker...I am a christian....

as per the qoute, I never gave any options.
I said my hubby's friends told him to better be careful and do his job before he allows me go get it outside.. I never said that was an option for me...
Re: Isn't This Strange? by Godmystrength: 2:46pm On Nov 13, 2014
Godmystrength:


When i just got married, my hubby was always complaining that i don't know more than sex (after resisting all temptation and waiting till marriage, what do you expect). He was practically running away from me and telling me that sex can kill somebody. I said ''oh really?'' No problem. So me sef lock up and told him that i don't want to die. When the thing got to him and some of his friends told him that if he allows me go out to get it, na him sabi, he is the one pursuing me up and down now. midnight o, early morning o, night o, weekend o, anywhere o, anyhow o all goes. Now i am the one running away.
This should even be enough to answer one of your questions
tpia6:

allows you to go out and get it?
where?
are you the type that has a bible on standby while you are getting it on with your lover? Se before marriage or something.
just looking at your moniker and cant seem to match it with your post.

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