AlfaSeltzer: Wait until you read the koran.

or Quaran

who takes the bible serious this days.I stopped reading that book a long time ago and ever since then my life has changed for better

Jesus hav come to take all dis wahala laws from us.....we are under his grace....so 4get all dos old testament wahala laws..nobody dey even send all dos laws again......na only MUSLIM people carry all dis tin for their head..infact if u check d quran almost evrytin in dis life is banned...

Funny..

If only Nigerians can put the same time they spend on reading fairy tales to science and technological innovation, our country will be a better place.

serious

oilykid: who takes the bible serious this days.I stopped reading that book a long time ago and ever since then my life has changed for better

eleyi gidi gan

A lot of rules ceased to apply since after the veil during d crucifixion of jesus

And even more became invalid since the remarkable success of. Science

Barselonia:
eleyi gidi gan

translate please

Slimmos: Jesus hav come to take all dis wahala laws from us.....we are under his grace....so 4get all dos old testament wahala laws..nobody dey even send all dos laws again......na only MUSLIM people carry all dis tin for their head..infact if u check d quran almost evrytin in dis life is banned...

Who wrote d old and new testament

Just shows you that the Bible (and the Quran) is not the word of God as it lacks intellectual power in aspects.

These are just a bunch of silly stories by, and values of, basic-thinking medieval human beings who talk thrash about 'speaking to God', but anyone with a brain would spot this by the rudimentary thinking in aspects of the ideas of this God.

Yet people centuries later waste one day of the week of their lives going to worship based on this bunch of rubbish given to them by medieval, power-seeking, importance-seeking illiterates (who spoke to God ).

I would rather watch TV and enjoy my life. So many TV programmes I can catch up on, instead of wasting my time trying to avoid the "hell fire" of some psychotic God.

Fire ko, Tire ni.

oilykid: translate please

this 1 is serious

I am expecting IFA version of this 12 craps

I would have commented but the level of ignorance of the OP is beyond measure. Most are misinterpreted

What are Trying to Achieve with this ur Write up..most Laws in the Old Testament, are the laws of moses(given by GOD)..christians which is christ-like...we live by the Righteousness nd Faith in our Lord Jesus christ..we are not justified by Law..but By Faith..read Romans chapter 2 to chapter 4, for more Understanding..God bless U..nd hope u went to Church...

I am d righteousness of God in Christ Jesus,without faith it is impossible to please God,one cant possible keep to those rules, that is why God brought d new testament,

Barselonia:
this 1 is serious

serious ke,how

incest is banned. but who did cain fuk to reproduce been looking for d answer since 2005

mmsen: Excellent thread.

I tell u!
Some of the instructions are for our health sake not really sin to God.
God is the maker of the body and he knoweth what can destroy it.

Like seriously are you okay?

i so doubt that God gave this rules, the person who gave them is most likely an advanced extracellestial being who came prey on the suceptabilty of underevolved jews.

Barselonia:
Who wrote d old and new testament

Jesus wrote Neither...it was the Holy spirit that Inspired Anointed men to write it, nd Note they Bible was written without the help of Google or any Textbook, it was also based on the Personal Experience of these men..(Moses,Paul, Jeremiah, isaiah,the gospels e.t.c) They Were dia when it happened(esp the New testament).....God bless u sir!!

Sagamite: Just shows you that the Bible (and the Quran) is not the word of God as it lacks intellectual power in aspects.

These are just a bunch of silly stories by, and values of, basic-thinking medieval human beings who talk thrash about 'speaking to God', but anyone with a brain would spot this by the rudimentary thinking in aspects of the ideas of this God.

Yet people centuries later waste one day of the week of their lives going to worship based on this bunch of rubbish given to them by medieval, power-seeking, importance-seeking illiterates (who spoke to God ).

I would rather watch TV and enjoy my life. So many TV programmes I can catch up on, instead of wasting my time trying to avoid the "hell fire" of some psychotic God.

Fire ko, Tire ni.

Congrat bro

mickyarams: If only Nigerians can put the same time they spend on reading fairy tales to science and technological innovation, our country will be a better place.

1,000 likes. 10,000 more.

OP, this was hilarious. Naija hypocrisy ooooo

Dragonking: 11. Football/ soccer:

“Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work therein: it is the sabbath of the Lord in all your dwellings.” - Leviticus 23:3

God must love football, because most Premier league games and NFL games are played on Saturday and Sunday and he hasn't smote any players yet. According to the Bible, the Sabbath is supposed to be a day of rest and prayer, but most people know it as game day. In addition, american footballs were originally made out of pigskin, which is also banned.

**Hmm, that means the final World cup match between Germany and Argentina last Sunday shouldnt have held according to the bible**

You are wrong. God is mercifull, we are covered by his grace. but grace should not permit sin. the sabbath begins from sunset on friday evening to sunset on saturday evening. Sunday is the 1st day of,the week...

victorazy:

Congrat bro

Congrats for ....?

I just dey wait 4 dem deeper life members to comment. Dey like dis kind of topiccc.

The book of New Testament expunged most of these laws

There's no way all these laws will be obeyed. No way. There are hundreds of laws in the Bible.

That's probably why Jesus gave only 2 laws :
1 love your neighbour as yourself.
2 love God