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| The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:08am On Jul 17, 2014 |
1) Robbie Lopez Occupation: Founder and CEO of InfanTech Industries Age: 11 months Estimated worth: $25 billion After founding InfanTech six months ago, Lopez is already worth well over 9 figures, following his presentation of the groundbreaking macrochip, a processor too big for himself and other babies to choke on.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:10am On Jul 17, 2014 |
2) Baron von Jeffrey Occupation: Orphan Age: 10 months Estimated worth: $900 million Von Jeffrey became exceedingly wealthy after his parents were killed when their private jet went down over the Pyrenees. The only clue at the crash site was a silver rattle, found jammed into one of the aircraft's engines.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:12am On Jul 17, 2014 |
3) Chrissy Lotz Occupation: Venture Capitalist Age: 6 months Estimated worth: $675 million An investor-baby with a flair for the unorthodox, Lotz sunk millions into firearms manufacturers at key points immediately after mass shootings, when gun and ammunition sales routinely skyrocketed.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by myads890(m): 12:15am On Jul 17, 2014 |
op, dont do drugs |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:15am On Jul 17, 2014 |
4) Tyler Keeler Occupation: Model Age: 5.5 months Estimated worth: $57 million Already an enormously successful male model, Keeler doubled down two months ago by creating his own line of bibs while hosting Baby Project Runway.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:17am On Jul 17, 2014 |
5) Donald Trump Occupation: Real Estate Mogul Age: 792 months Estimated worth: $7 billion After making millions from inheriting his daddy's business, Trump—who likes when people call him "The Donald"—is famous for his silly opinions and public temper tantrums.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:18am On Jul 17, 2014 |
6) Madison Bainbright Occupation: Heiress Age: 17 months Estimated worth: $2 billion Heiress to the Bainbright fortune, Bainbright broke away from the other babies and increased her fortune tenfold with a smart investment strategy that included hostile takeovers of NapCo and Crying, Intl, and making them lucrative concerns by laying off half the workforce.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:20am On Jul 17, 2014 |
7) Tarvin Singh Occupation: Sweatshop Developer Age: 12 months Estimated worth: $400 million Even though he just started walking, Singh has an eye for great development sites with ample cheap labor, and his garment factories can be found dotting the shores of China and central Cambodia.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:21am On Jul 17, 2014 |
 Emma RossOccupation: Jackpot Winner Age: 2 weeks Estimated worth: $327 million This premature two-week-old is by far the world's youngest Powerball winner, though several infants in Ross' special care unit have alleged that they all went in on the ticket and should have split the jackpot.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:23am On Jul 17, 2014 |
9) Molly Palmer Occupation: Telecom Investor Age: 5 months Estimated worth: $19.85 billion This telecom billionaire is known for her adorable smile and her substantial contributions to right-wing groups including Operation Rescue, the John Birch Society, Gun Owners of America, the Family Research Council, English First, Focus on the Family, the National Right to Life Committee, the Traditional Values Coalition, the National Rifle Association, and the Knights of the New Confederacy.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by lozairio(m): 12:25am On Jul 17, 2014 |
10) Lucas Finkelstein Occupation: Chain Owner Age: 13 months Estimated worth: $69.2 billion Finkelstein's chain of Finkelmart stores made this baby fantastically wealthy overnight, as even Wal- Mart could not compete with a rival retailer that openly allowed its customers to shit their pants whenever they wanted.
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| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by dopedealer(m): 12:31am On Jul 17, 2014 |
Why is my picture not on this list? I am the unconfirmed son of dangote  |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by Gptech(m): 12:35am On Jul 17, 2014 |
[b][/b] Baby no. 5 is very cute. I want to adopt him! |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by Andyblaze: 1:48am On Jul 17, 2014 |
Why is BushBaby not on the list |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by vizkiz: 2:27am On Jul 17, 2014 |
^^^Bush baby koh, Forest baby ni  |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by Epathra(f): 3:06am On Jul 17, 2014 |
Lord, when this list will be made again, let my babies be listed IJN. Cute babies by the way! |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by colossus2: 6:18am On Jul 17, 2014 |
Those who were born with Platinum Spoons |
| Re: The World's 10 Richest Babies by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
Andyblaze: Why is BushBaby not on the list because its only the mat that makes a bushbaby rich  |
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