®Where sex is free and love is costly...
®Where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your
partner, u are not sharp and smart..
®Where Bathrooms has
become photo STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater than achieving B.Tech or B.sc DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than graduates...
®Where temples are turned into
dating points, and
®Where worshiping God in truth and spirit
is difficult...
®Where lies are turned into realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is
faster than emergency
response...
®Where people fear thieves,
robbers and Boko Haram than they fear God...
®Where people go to mosque with
BB chargers rather than quran...
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number
of musician due to
unemployment...
®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of churches and
mosque are more than the worshipers.. ¤Where we say Up NEPA more
than we say Praise THE LORD... ¤ Where a school drop-out politician is
Ten time richer and more respected than a professor... ¤ where
someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai deris God is
given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!