frankben: ..... I just showed the address to my pilot and he said there isn't any air route to bauchi.... I can't come there with a car so the chances of me being there has been bashed....

I really hope my birthday wishes contributes to your happiness.... Takia

There isn't an air route to bauchi? Really? One of you should be tellin a lie then, which of you is?

Yeah, it's aii...ur birthday wishes did made my day, thanks once again

luxanne:


There isn't an air route to bauchi? Really? One of you should be tellin a lie then, which of you is?

Yeah, it's aii...ur birthday wishes did made my day, thanks once again

dre11:


abeg mah faith no carry ur e-promise
u wey i no sabi her face talkless of her name...

So, how i wan take ask for mah cake and food



em!!! u said u no wan card...
So, nah wetin u want self...... i don carry give u blank cheque..... but me no dey give money as gift oooooo

Typical nigerian



Who want ur moni? Abeg just buy me a yummy box of chocolates n send only then will I give u ur birthday cake n food

ElGuapo:

Present you with something you cant operate?

Lux you need to stop seeing Nollywood movies, Tonto and the rest are exerting funny thoughts into ya mind

The Oyinbo women I know dare not make demands on their B'day, why must everything be Nigerian?

Goodness gracious! I can't operate an ipod el, chei! U've finished me can u imagine the insult n on my day fa, lol it's aii, I forgive u el, only cuz it's my day, I'l let this slide


And who is tonto? does she know me? besides, I don't do nollywood hence, u have no point here than to get me the needful, no more excuses el


I don't care about oyinbo and nigerian women, I just need my ipod that's all I care about

HFOG:

I'm sure your day's been great. You are loved and blessed. I trust this will be your best year ever! Blessings

AMEN yeah, my day's been super great offline and online thanks once again sis

frankben: then my pilot is unprofessional.... I'll have to sack him asap...

Glad your happy

Lmao! if u wanna sack him, it's ur call to make Am more glad, thankchu

luxanne:

Lmao! if u wanna sack him, it's ur call to make Am more glad, thankchu

frankben: he denied me the chance to meet with you.... Choi... He's been fired already

Ok but u also allowed urself to be deceived na what should we do to you?

luxanne:

Ok but u also allowed urself to be deceived na what should we do to you?

luxanne:


Typical nigerian



Who want ur moni? Abeg just buy me a yummy box of chocolates n send only then will I give u ur birthday cake n food

luxanne:


Goodness gracious! I can't operate an ipod el, chei! U've finished me can u imagine the insult n on my day fa, lol it's aii, I forgive u el, only cuz it's my day, I'l let this slide


And who is tonto? does she know me? besides, I don't do nollywood hence, u have no point here than to get me the needful, no more excuses el


I don't care about oyinbo and nigerian women, I just need my ipod that's all I care about

nitlad: "Luxanne's 2014 Birthday Thread"


^^^

Which kain title be dis?

Nor be "Happy BirthDay Luxanne" e supoz be?

Jbluv55: Wow!!! I wouldn't have wanted to miss this day that me lady was born some ** years ago.

Happy Birthday to my dearest LLLLLLLLLL - Loyal Learned Luscious Lively Lucent Lovely Lyrical Luxurious Lady Luxanne. I wish you all the good things in Life. May God grant all your heart's desires and may you continue to be happy all the days of your life.

Stay good and beautiful dear.

cirmuell: Chisos!!! Jb? MzMariah tell me I'm dreaming!

Is this an apparition?

MizMyColi:

MzMariah: Is that him?

cirmuell: I don't know o!!!

cirmuell: Chisos!!! Jb? MzMariah tell me I'm dreaming!

Is this an apparition?

Jbluv55:
Baba mi! Tuale Broda. Make una nor vex wt me o. Tinz just get as e be and be as e get ni o. I still dey com.

nitlad:

Abeg shift make I see the baiday geh. . .

Jbluv55:
Baba mi! Tuale Broda. Make una nor vex wt me o. Tinz just get as e be and be as e get ni o. I still dey com.

MzMariah: Please don't leave us again.........Jobsat34 come and talk to jb o


*Holds his trouser *

Jbluv55:
Awww!!! Baby mi. I'm not leaving na. I just need to take care of some tinz noni.

*sings Wyclef Jean and Canibus*

"Every time I make a run
Girl you turn around and cry
I ask myself, why oh why?
See you must understand
I can't work from nine to five
so I'll be Gone...'Til November
Said I'll be Gone 'Til November
I'll be Gone 'Til November
Yo, tell my girl yo I'll be Gone 'Til November
I'll be Gone 'Til November
I'll be Gone 'Til November
Yo, tell my girl yo I'll be Gone 'Til November
January, February, March, April, May...
I see you crying, but girl I can't stay
I'll be Gone 'Til November
I'll be Gone 'Til November...
And give a kiss to my mother..."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI6MWZrl8v8

MzMariah: Please don't leave us again.........Jobsat34 come and talk to jb o


*Holds his trouser *

jobsat34:

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

**singing** (In Nicolas Cage voice)

Hallelujah... Hallelujah... Hallelujahz...Hallelujahz...HallelujahzHallelujahzHallelujahzHallelujahzHallelujahzHallelujahzHallelujahz

Pls MzMariah dont let him go ooo... let me prepare his luggage.. he is going to spend one week at sambisa hotel and suite as i promised him..

MzMariah: Lol...he don go already.