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. by drake99: 6:21pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
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Re: . by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Nigga, you ain't got no soul to sell. Find something to do with your life. Take a loan from a bank and open a small-scale business. With time, your business will grow. 1 Like |
Re: . by drake99: 6:32pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Apatheist: Nigga, you ain't got no soul to sell. Find something to do with your life.but haven't you heard when people talk about selling soul? |
Re: . by mascot87(m): 6:40pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
drake99: but haven't you heard when people talk about selling soul? Dude, the best way to sell your soul is to commit suicide o. Just go to Lagos Ibadan express way & immediately u see an oncoming truck loaded with petrol, just run across the road & wait for d truck to hit u. in the process, the truck may lose control & fall with all d fuel spilling on d road & u could be lucky that it will catch fire them gbam both your flesh & soul born immediately thus your soul is sold. Wishing u all d best & I am waiting for your testimony |
Re: . by qstar(m): 6:42pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
mascot87: hahaha... This guy got me laughing out loud |
Re: . by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
drake99: but haven't you heard when people talk about selling soul?Have you SEEN anyone like that? It ain't true man. |
Re: . by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
Practical Steps to Selling Your Soul. 1: Decide on its Market Value.. Yes your Soul has a Market Value.. it is not priceless. creeps like Terry-G have a kobo-value soul.. near worthless 2: Determine if you want a Long-lease (open to extension), Short-sale, Debt-for-Equity or a Complete Sale (Maximum of 7 Years before contract expires and your soul is acquired) 3: Determine which Demon you want to summon as each one serves a different purpose efficiently. you must also be aware of the peculiar character/personality of the Demon you want as many can be tricky, some impatient, some selfish and some Greedy. 4: Acquire the condiments for the Ritual.. you must not use the services of a human agent e.g Babalawo, Herbalist, Ifa etc.. they will simply negotiate a bad deal for you.. keeping a portion of commission earned to themselves for other occult purposes that you will pay for in the future If you are serious.. inbox me for the rest of the details have not sold my Soul (Yet).. the market is bearish for now Or you can use this form to try it at 3AM Sunday Morning.. best time to get a fair bargain. http://demonical.com/sellyoursoul.htm 1 Like |
Re: . by Chubhie: 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
OP, how much value do you place on your soul? How much are you selling? |
Re: . by Princeadebayo1(m): 9:18pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
mascot87:hahaha.....funny |
Re: . by drake99: 8:29pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Apatheist: Nigga, you ain't got no soul to sell. Find something to do with your life.nice1,is there any bank that gives loan without collateral |
Re: . by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
drake99: nice1,is there any bank that gives loan without collateralI hear microfinance banks do that, but you have to open and maintain an account with them for a while. Or you can apply for an overdraft from your normal bank. |
Re: . by drake99: 9:16pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Apatheist:I bank with "access bank" What's the procedure of applying for overdraft? |
Re: . by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
drake99: I bank with "access bank"I don't know ; I don't bank with them. Go to any of their branches and make enquires. BTW, read this link for loans in Nigeria : http://nigeria.thebeehive.org/content/88/2776 |
Re: . by drake99: 9:37pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Apatheist:thanks, I've gone through it but I don't think its possible 4 nigerian banks to give loan without collateral |
Re: . by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
drake99: thanks, I've gone through it but I don't think its possible 4 nigerian banks to give loan without collateralMake enquiries on Monday. Good luck. |
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