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Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by bestads(m): 3:43am On Jul 19, 2014
WELCOME TO NIGERIA:®Where sex is free and love is costly.

®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY for the ladies/girls...

®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.

®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO for our young girls...

®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE...

®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates...

®Where temples are turned into dating points,

®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.

®Where lies are turned into realities...

®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...

®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response

®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...

®Where people go to church with IPAD 8,PIHONE 10 BB Z30 etc and chargers rather than Bible.

®Where guys and girls are scared of getting married but love to have sex...

®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.

®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa...

®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshipers..

®Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD...

®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor...

®where someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...WHAT A COUNTRY!!..I BOW

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Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by Nobody: 3:51am On Jul 19, 2014
NIGERIA WE HAIL OH!!
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by semitunde: 3:52am On Jul 19, 2014
Unfortunately, its all true...
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by Nobody: 4:19am On Jul 19, 2014
Whatever the case may be.......life goes on.
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by dytbabe: 5:10am On Jul 19, 2014
Belch
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by joyceok: 7:25am On Jul 19, 2014
Where stealing is taken for smartness

Where jumping the queue in traffic is right

Where obeying rules and law is absurd
Re: Welcome To Nigeria Of Today by bestads(m): 6:54pm On Jul 22, 2014
joyceok: Where stealing is taken for smartness

Where jumping the queue in traffic is right

Where obeying rules and law is absurd

quite in interesting

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