Chapter one:
Opeyemi walked lonely on the busy old street, soliloquising on what will end up being his own fate as a result of his mother nagging and indignant character towards him.
"Ogbeni ko were kuro lona, to ba fe ku lo gbogun je nile, ma ko si bami", that thunderous sound came as an echo to d poor boy picturing an unkempt okada rider who almost hit him (ope) as he walked worriedly. He immediately put aside his worries and walked briskly to a nearby PS2 game shop owned by bro. Bj a big time yahoo guy who had jst finished serving as a corper wit no define job doing... Opeyemi sat on a wooden bench busy hvin a pleasing view of the WINNING ELEVEN SOCCER GAME btw d shop supervisor (onile) and a school boy. He succumb to d exciting game after his friends kingsley(an igbo boy wit a stern father), deji( a spoilt brat and d last child of d family of eight) and yemi( a decent and introvertic guy) came in boosting abt who is d best game player among themself.
After d first game played btw yemi and kingsley. Deji decided to challenge opeyemi since he knew d poor boy is half cast in game issues... Within a flash, a mighty voice engulfed d whole building.... ''police o o run for your dear life'', said kiddo. Everybody ran awkwardly jst to kip away from trouble so as to make d hungry policemen go bk sobery for that day. The enforcement agents are fond of invading d game shop to apprehend both innocent and guilty teenager jst to syphone cash 4 their own pocket all in d name of eradicating crime in dat locality...

My apologize to all my potential readers, neva mind my writing languages nor d grammatical error... I jst wana put it in a way everybody will understand.
Bear wit me plz as i release d main bombshell... My destiny nt theirz... Uhmmm a biography precisely..