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6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by TheRealAdonye(m): 3:01am On Jul 20, 2014

Now, this is a very insightful break down of the different kinds of Nigerian women, I’d box them into regions for better comprehension.

Here they are-

(1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)

Amaka is the type of girl who is ready to be whatever you want her to be, as long you have whatever she wants (cars, houses, containers, chieftaincy titles etc). Amaka is likely to be naturally light skinned, hairy and quite pretty, she loves shiny clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is also likely to have a little problem with pronouncing words that start with the letters R and L, she is homely and very peaceful (until you take her for granted). Her weaknesses are self-composure and esteem as she is easily intimidated by classier woman (hence making the very loud Amaka become an introvert) … But one good thing Amaka would leave you with is hunger for her meals.

(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama queen)

When Funke talks or whispers, you would think she’s quarreling with you. Her persona is quite funny. She’s likely to be dark skinned, busty and somehow pretty; she loves the night life and would stop at nothing to flaunt you before her competitors. She is likely to have more female friends, grouped into different names on her phone and diary (e,g Binta Secondary school girls, Great-Ife ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal friends).

Funke is one that can never be intimidated (or hintimidated, as she is likely to pronounce it) because when English fails her in a brawl, there is always Yoruba as a backup; but one thing you won’t forget about Funke is her oily food. The oil in her meals is enough to ordain as many priests as they are in this lifetime …#okbye

(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)

Amina is the sweetest girl ever! She is decent and homely, well-groomed and has the most potential towards being a lasting spouse, but what Amina wants? Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be toyed with because she is either a niece or daughter to one “baba”. She is more open to diabolic means, as it is within her reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh … especially when you take off that hijab and see what Allah gave her. One thing Amina makes you remember is her total submission and respect for you.

(4) EKAETE (The raw material)

Ekaete is just the most hilarious. From her intonation to her walking steps, you would never forget this one. Ekaete is also good in the kitchen, as your weight would never remain the same! Ekaete is raw and proud of it; but please don’t expose Ekaete too much, except you want to stop enjoying what she is known for *I no talk pass that one*.

(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)

Fejiro is comedy, because she is also a very self-confident person, whether na hand, mouth or bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is likely to be a bad cook as everything she would cook must have little salt. Fejiro is the kind of woman that would come into your life and make others leave … she doesn’t share her man. One thing you will never forget about her is her ‘waffey’ semantics during a quarrel.

(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)

Princess could be originally named Omasiri-chi, Ebiere or Ibiso but she chooses to call herself Princess because of the need for a “Behind” English name, which is highly necessary for self-promotion. So Princess is your typical ghetto Harriet, she probably can drink more beers than you, and probably has more money sef. But, she’s with you because the need to have a “boyfriend” is crucial.

She is likely to wear a leg chain and have her eye-lash extensions in different colors. She is a trend follower and would stop at nothing to get the “latest” thing in town. She isn’t homely because she could be a mother of three (secretly), and one thing that shouldn't shock you is when you find out is that she could be ‘doing’ girls by the side.

So gentlemen, here are the ladies and their “basic Eve-Nature”, however; education, exposure and social standing could erase or exempt these facts.

As seen on YNaija.com
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by AderibigbeAAA(m): 5:02am On Jul 20, 2014
Amaka
Funke
Amina
Ekaette
Fijero
Princess

But Nigerian girls plenty o pass that o
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Nobody: 5:17am On Jul 20, 2014
hmmm...happy sunday y'all
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by dechandel(f): 5:35am On Jul 20, 2014
Thanks for adding dat last paragraph
The characters in ur post re now in extinct

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Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by dytbabe: 5:43am On Jul 20, 2014
Hehehehe
Funny piece
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Project400: 6:42am On Jul 20, 2014
grin grin
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by kayboy4y(m): 6:55am On Jul 20, 2014
I remember Doshima alias Queen grin

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Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by OohMpa: 9:14am On Jul 20, 2014
dechandel:
Thanks for adding dat last paragraph
The characters in ur post re now in extinct

So you're that Amaka angry

Oya pronounce "Red Lorry" 6x

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Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by louiskay(m): 9:33am On Jul 20, 2014
grin grin quite hilarious oooo............... __-__
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Tallesty1(m): 9:36am On Jul 20, 2014
temigracie: hmmm...happy sunday y'all
Good morning
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Nobody: 10:00am On Jul 20, 2014
Tallesty1: Good morning
good morning sir
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Tallesty1(m): 10:15am On Jul 20, 2014
temigracie: good morning sir
How are you and how was your night?
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by dechandel(f): 10:15am On Jul 20, 2014
OohMpa:

So you're that Amaka angry

Oya pronounce "Red Lorry" 6x
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by scribble: 10:45am On Jul 20, 2014
what of yoruba/hausa babe?
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:46am On Jul 20, 2014
I believe they're less than they were before but totally extinct? Absolutely not..

dechandel:
Thanks for adding dat last paragraph
The characters in ur post re now in extinct
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:47am On Jul 20, 2014
There's a Funke and an Amina..

scribble: what of yoruba/hausa babe?
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 20, 2014
Tallesty1: How are you and how was your night?
am okai....twas great..
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by tolutweety(m): 11:44am On Jul 20, 2014
Is this the Op i know OR smone else...

Dint realise there is the other side of u lipsrsealed

Issorai...lets meet on our thread cool!!
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by TheRealAdonye(m): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2014
Lool, Bro.. Nobody has just one side..
#MakeOfThisWhatYouWill

tolutweety:

Is this the Op i know OR smone else...

Dint realise there is the other side of u lipsrsealed

Issorai...lets meet on our thread cool!!
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by omicron(m): 12:35pm On Jul 20, 2014
OP your descriptions make sense die!

There are still MANY of such girls around.
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by tolutweety(m): 12:42pm On Jul 20, 2014
TheRealAdonye: Lool, Bro.. Nobody has just one side..
#MakeOfThisWhatYouWill


cheesy cheesy cheesy issokay oo

#IfyouAreGoodYouAreGood

grin
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by angela98(f): 12:53pm On Jul 20, 2014
This masculinity trend sef. Fejiro shocked hun

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Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by LaRoyalHighness(f): 1:54pm On Jul 20, 2014
Smh...
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by corisande: 2:07pm On Jul 20, 2014
undecided
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by heatmeup(f): 3:03pm On Jul 20, 2014
sweet piece but our oily food our men dey love am like dat oooo
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by heatmeup(f): 3:04pm On Jul 20, 2014
sweet piece but our oily food our men dey love am like dat oooo infact give him the one dats not oily and he will vomit
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by ERTHAENIGMA(m): 3:28pm On Jul 20, 2014
OohMpa:

So you're that Amaka angry

Oya pronounce "Red Lorry" 6x
what? Hahahaha
*falls of eva longoria and starts rolling on the ground*
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by scribble: 5:27pm On Jul 20, 2014
i meant a hybrid jeez as in part yoruba, part ibo

TheRealAdonye: There's a Funke and an Amina..

Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by BEW1: 10:23pm On Jul 20, 2014
@ OP kudos! But why is ITOHAN missing?
Re: 6 Types Of Nigerian Girls You’ll Meet by nikkypearl(f): 2:45pm On Jul 23, 2014
grin grin

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