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| What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Andyblaze: 12:08pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Pastor: Praise the Lord. Congregation: Hallelujah! Pastor: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle bibles to Exodus 20:1 When you're done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon... Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church Wi-fi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via EFT or cellphone banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker Meanwhile... Announcements! Secretary: This week's meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don't miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrs GMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counselling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God Bless You All. Amen 3 Likes |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
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| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by sweetguy10(m): 12:45pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Hmmmm |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by ayukdaboss(m): 12:47pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
lol |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by shikshark: 1:28pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
in case..... |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
There'll also be ATM machines outside each church.  1 Like |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Silenzer(m): 2:01pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Hilarious |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by tobiboss(m): 2:04pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
AMEN |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by nora544: 2:26pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Apatheist: There'll also be ATM machines outside each church. In my country we have no ATM machines outside a church!!!!!!!!!!! that is only Nigeria where the Ministers of the church need the money for teir pockets and business!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
nora544:And also for private jets, and universities. |
| Re: What Churches Might Look Like In 2020 by Hermanie(m): 11:24pm On Jul 20, 2014 |
Andyblaze, you don dey sabi something small. |
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