Greetings to all you boys and girls, young and old, men and women, mods and doms, animals and peoples and just whoever you think you are.

Please we have a scenario in our hand today and would appreciate your loving (sincere or insincere) contribution(s). The best answer wins a prize.

It is assumed that pregnancy is detachable, that is to say, if the woman is tired of carrying the baby or wants to do something and needs to be fast about it, she could detach it and give to anybody available. And whomever carries the womb would transfer at least a trait to the unborn child.

On this occasion, her hubby was absent and she was left with the gate man, the house-boy and house maid.

The gate man is in love with weed and alcohol, the house-boy is a fart capacitor and got a shapeless head and ogre-like look. While the house maid got serious issues with English, she's shaft headed and snores while sleeping. Mind you, these are only known traits.

These are known threats, please tell us your best bet and why.



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