This woman can kill

MadCow1: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1564170_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Just Imagine the nonsense..

This is why I dont Negotiate sex..


When I am ready.. I just blow my whistle and she knows its go time. Fhuck your not being ready or in the mood.

If you aint bleeding, then there is no acceptable excuse for why I cant get some.

Better lay down quietly and spread those legs, OR..

Yes Sir.

Its best your way!

Women don't like nice men

Nihilist: E pain the man no be small...

"Honey....let's fvck"

"No I'm watching friends"

*Another entry in the database...x2*

This nigga must have been good at writing names of noisemaker back in the day

Asinnnnn. I'm frigging DEAD

*checks the calendar after latest refusal, mutters under breath*
*goes to his notepad....*

Obviously the woman is cheating.
The tell-tale signs are there.
I am feeling gross..after having it outside
I am watching Friends (silly)

Ten days business seminar or wetin,OUTSIDE TOWN!.
Check for the hotel and catch the spouse there.

its the hand work of nacho vidal.

sometimes I wonder wot some women think they are,when there are a lot of them out der waiting n ready for fun and some of them packed wit gross stupidity syndrome u kept in ur house will be denying of sex,I support him mehn!!!!

MadCow1: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1564170_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Just Imagine the nonsense..

This is why I dont Negotiate sex..


When I am ready.. I just blow my whistle and she knows its go time. Fhuck your not being ready or in the mood.

If you aint bleeding, then there is no acceptable excuse for why I cant get some.

Better lay down quietly and spread those legs, OR..

you're funny

Only a white couple would do this. I trust my african men, if you don't play ball there are others out there who will. Yet women say men are cheats, what warm blooded man can tolerate this? Absolute rubbish.

Oh....i think the man should have as well filled in her reactions the days they had sex nah.....haba!! excuse column cannot be left blank on those days...seems prejudicial to me.
2014-06-10-----------Oga, what happened?
U had sex bah? where you satisfied with it or not?

16 days later!!
2014-06-27-----------Oga, what happened?
Uhad sex bah? what happened on the 22nd - 25th? U did not ask her nah? did u care to know if she wanted it on those specific dates? u were busy i guess so did not ask!

another 16day later!! its like its a routine dude! do the maths abi you no go school! if u can keep excel sheet! u should plot chart too and note trends...justmytots
2014-07-12-----------Oga, what happened?
u had sex with your wife. it was good. so no complaints bath.......


future! 16days later (7day from writing this post)
2014-07-28
Oga, I'm sure she would have had sex with you on this date but ur stupidity and impatience has just spoilt your chance of even touching her! she considers u & possibly the next guy that she finds attractive immature! O boy! don't spoil our show by posting ur stupidity online jare...keep ur shit to yourself....I can bet this woman is a good woman but i won't cos i don't know...i suggest you go and apologize to her and stopping making the rest of us men look like clowns...............mcheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........
sex is not everything you find in a woman............

But seriously the woman no try.. See awkward reasons "I'm sweaty and Gross"
Water no dey house?

So basically this dude gets a YES from his wife approximately 1 out of every 10 times he asks? He must really suck in bed...that's all i can say!!!!

MrRhymes101: hahahahahahaha but do u need to ask ur wife? just start smooching and others will follow jor

Best comment I had read,u are a bad dude#smiles#

so he kept a dairy where he calculate the GDP at the end of the year to see how much his gain is in the relationship. I have finally seen it all.

okparaugo: I just took my time to visit the list.

This wicked woman was making love to her husband only ONCE in TWO WEEKS.

God forbid..

Hmnnnnn. You'll be surprised at the number of men who would gladly trade their present situstion for this 'wicked once in 2 weeks' action. Some men no dey see shishi.....

MrRhymes101: hahahahahahaha but do u need to ask ur wife? just start smooching and others will follow jor

Where in the post did u read ask. He initiated it and the wife is no novice. So smooching might have been part of the techniques used

I no fit shout

pyrex2row: i suggest you go and apologize to her and stopping making the rest of us men look like clowns...............mcheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........
sex is not everything you find in a woman............

I think your English teacher needs to apologize to you.

Males and females have differing sex drives, men have higher libido than women generally.

I don't know why people think that problem will automatically resolve itself and go away after marriage

mtsheeew

MadCow1: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1564170_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Just Imagine the nonsense..

This is why I dont Negotiate sex..


When I am ready.. I just blow my whistle and she knows its go time. Fhuck your not being ready or in the mood.

If you aint bleeding, then there is no acceptable excuse for why I cant get some.

Better lay down quietly and spread those legs, OR..

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......aaad Boy knowing what he knows best

tivta: Only a white couple would do this. I trust my african men, if you don't play ball there are others out there who will. Yet women say men are cheats, what warm blooded man can tolerate this? Absolute rubbish.

Is it allowed for your wife to cheat if you don't provide her with enough emotional satisfaction?

daryoor: its the hand work of nacho vidal.

hahahaha so u knw dat baddest guy

okparaugo: I just took my time to visit the list.

This wicked woman was making love to her husband only ONCE in TWO WEEKS.

God forbid..

and the remaining thirteen days with another man in the hotel.
Useless wife.

kizzle4eva: d man no get work....

No mind am.

SO so sex naim in dey think, like say na oxygen wey im need to survive.

I don't get why some people are so disgustingly obsessed with sex, to the point that it impairs their reasoning and they start doing immature shit_ like drawing up stupid_ meaningless flowcharts.

glitest: I smell DIVORCE.

Me too

There are better ways to handle a man than denying him sex,same goes for the man,there are better ways to handle a woman than beating or slapping her.

Jeez!!! Spreadsheet... Omagawd

Re u kidding me. Infact i no fit shout

Hilarious
I've used Excel to illustrate the downward trend of a relationship before. It's rational, and beyond reproach. Wonderful tool.

This man and I = same breed of nerd.

very soon, just very soon.
when she is less tired,
brother go don dey tired from the excess delivery of
an[b] unwilling enemy[/b].

fellis:

No mind am.

SO so sex naim in dey think, like say na oxygen wey im need to survive.

I don't get why some people are so disgustingly obsessed with sex, to the point that it impairs their reasoning and they start doing immature shit_ like drawing up stupid_ meaningless flowcharts.

R u frigid too?

MrRhymes101: hahahahahahaha but do u need to ask ur wife? just start smooching and others will follow jor

don't mind d man, he isn't fun nd exciting in the game